It's time to play...
Swap Till You Drop.Swap Till You Drop.
Snapchat is a...Snapchat's a great place
for getting some sweet nudesand also some sweet nightmares
courtesy of the newFace Swap filter.
People have been trying this appfor the past few weeks,
and the resultsare about as scary
as Ted Cruz'staint in a blender.
-(laughter) -WOMAN: Yay!-So, comedians...
Like his taint alonewouldn't be horrifying.
-(laughter) -Oh, a blender.That really kicks it up
by several notches.
I'm gonna show yousome horrifying Face Swaps,
and for 250 points,I want you to answer
a different questionabout each one.
First up, this pig-nosed pair.
-(laughter, groaning, aw-ing)-What is...
That is pretty cute.
She is adorable. What'sthe name of that Disney movie?
-John. -Babe: Pig in the City,
but in this casethe city is Chernobyl.
-All right, points. Points.Yeah. -(laughter)
Next up, this sweet couple.
-This sweet couple.-(laughter, groaning)
Where did they meet?
-Lauren. -In the womb, whenshe absorbed her twin's body.
On Keeblr,which is Grindr for cookies.
Yes. Points.Oh, that's awesome!
I'm-a (bleep)so many cookie elves.
Yo, girl, you up in your tree?
They met at a trayat Alcoholics Anonymous.
-Yeah. Points.-EARLY: Wow. -(laughter)
Points.Next up, this Democratic duo.
What is, uh...
It's so disturbing.
What's a campaign sloganfor one of these candidates?
-Seth. -Berniegot in the telepod with me.
We still look gorgeouscompared to Donald Trump.
Feel the boner.
Next up, this power couple.
♪ Really unplug, really unplug
♪ Really unplug,really unplug. ♪
Ah, so many options.
Give me a linefrom their wedding vows. Seth.
I hope you like the shocker.
I don't know howit could be anything else.
I love you so much it hertz.
Points. Yes. Lauren.
I vow to put it inand keep it in
so you're always turned on.
you better strip.
All right, uh...
Kids, come on, your old manis funny sometimes.
Your old dad's gonnaget in the pool with you.
With his pants on.
Next up, this furry monstrosity.This furry monstrosity.
-What did the...-(audience groans)
What did the vet say?What did the vet say? John.
♪ All alone in the moonlight
Yes, from Cats, that's right, points.
Uh, I'm gonnahave to put you both down.
This mustachioed family.
-What... Oh! -Oh!-(audience shrieks)
We're the next generationof Gallaghers.
Yes, points. That's right.
Or-or little Freddie Mercurys.