Swap Till You Drop - Sweet Nightmares

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Lauren Lapkus, John Early and Seth Morris answer questions about the horrific results of Snapchat's Face Swap feature. (4:21)

It's time to play...

Swap Till You Drop.Swap Till You Drop.

Snapchat is a...Snapchat's a great place

for getting some sweet nudesand also some sweet nightmares

courtesy of the newFace Swap filter.

People have been trying this appfor the past few weeks,

and the resultsare about as scary

as Ted Cruz'staint in a blender.

-(laughter) -WOMAN: Yay!-So, comedians...

Like his taint alonewouldn't be horrifying.

-(laughter) -Oh, a blender.That really kicks it up

by several notches.

I'm gonna show yousome horrifying Face Swaps,

and for 250 points,I want you to answer

a different questionabout each one.

First up, this pig-nosed pair.

-(laughter, groaning, aw-ing)-What is...

That is pretty cute.

She is adorable. What'sthe name of that Disney movie?

-John. -Babe: Pig in the City,

but in this casethe city is Chernobyl.

-All right, points. Points.Yeah. -(laughter)

(applause)

Next up, this sweet couple.

-This sweet couple.-(laughter, groaning)

Where did they meet?

-Lauren. -In the womb, whenshe absorbed her twin's body.

(laughter, applause)

Points.

John.

On Keeblr,which is Grindr for cookies.

Yes. Points.Oh, that's awesome!

-Keeblr.-LAPKUS: Cute.

-(whooping, applause)-Yep.

I'm-a (bleep)so many cookie elves.

(laughter)

Yo, girl, you up in your tree?

(laughter)

Uh, Seth.

They met at a trayat Alcoholics Anonymous.

-Yeah. Points.-EARLY: Wow. -(laughter)

Points.Next up, this Democratic duo.

What is, uh...

(audience exclaims)

It's so disturbing.

What's a campaign sloganfor one of these candidates?

-Seth. -Berniegot in the telepod with me.

Points.John.

We still look gorgeouscompared to Donald Trump.

Points.

(cheering, applause)

Lauren Lapkus.

Feel the boner.

Points.

Next up, this power couple.

♪ Really unplug, really unplug

♪ Really unplug,really unplug. ♪

Ah, so many options.

Give me a linefrom their wedding vows. Seth.

I hope you like the shocker.

Points.

I don't know howit could be anything else.

John.

I love you so much it hertz.

Points. Yes. Lauren.

I vow to put it inand keep it in

so you're always turned on.

Yes.

So...

you better strip.

All right, uh...

Kids, come on, your old manis funny sometimes.

Your old dad's gonnaget in the pool with you.

With his pants on.

Next up, this furry monstrosity.This furry monstrosity.

-What did the...-(audience groans)

That is...

(bleep) amazing.

What did the vet say?What did the vet say? John.

♪ Memory

♪ All alone in the moonlight

Yes, from Cats, that's right, points.

Lauren Lapkus.

Uh, I'm gonnahave to put you both down.

Points.

This mustachioed family.

There they...

EARLY:Oh, no!

(Hardwick laughs)Oh!

-What... Oh! -Oh!-(audience shrieks)

(whooping, applause)

First words?Seth.

We're the next generationof Gallaghers.

Yes, points. That's right.

Or-or little Freddie Mercurys.