Fakin' It - Too Many Times Around a New York City Block

Monday, November 3, 2014 11/03/2014 Views: 327

Nikki Glaser, John Mulaney and Judah Friedlander come up with new catchphrases for seedy Times Square mascots (1:44)

IT IS TIME TO PLAY FAKIN' IT! FAKIN' IT.

SO THIS IS HERE'S HOW THIS GAMEWORKS.

I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU APICTURE OF A TIMES SQUARE MASCOT

WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE BEENAROUND A NEW YORK CITY A FEW

TOO MANY TIMES AND FOR 250POINTS I WANT YOU GIVE ME THEIR

CATCHPHRASE.

VERY EASY, FIRST ONE: THISHANDSY COOKIE MONSTER.

ALL UP IN THERE.

NIKKI.

MY FAVORITE COOKIES ARE LADYFINGERS.

>> Chris: POINTS. POINTS.

JOHN.

>> I AM GOING TO PUT MY HANDWHERE JIM HENSON PUT HIS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JUDAH.

>> C IS FOR COOKIE, DO YOU WANTTO LEARN ANY OTHER C WORDS?

>> Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE, WOODY RELIEVINGHIMSELF.

JUST SHOOTING OUT SPLINTERS UPAGAINST THE WALL THERE.

JOHN.

>> THESE SUCKERS DON'T KNOW ITIS ACTUALLY TOM HANKS IN HERE.

>> Chris: THAT IS AMAZING.

POINTS.

NIKKI.

>> YOU THINK THIS HEAD IS BIG,CHECK OUT THIS ONE.

>> Chris: YEAH.

POINTS.

ALL RIGHT. NEXT ONE.

SEXUAL PREDATOR BATMAN.

NIKKI.

>> TYLER PERRY'S THE DARKERKNIGHT.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JOHN.

>> IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF MYPARENT'S DEATH!

>> Chris: RIGHT HERE. ON THISSPOT!

POINTS.