Next up-- A BitOf The Old In-N-Out, In-N-Out.
California's fast-food treasureIn-N-Out opened a location
in merry old Englandfor one day only!
Pip-pip, cheerio,Fanny's a (bleep).
Uh, there was... there wasa line around the block
for people desperateto put something,
I guess anything with flavorin their mouths. Uh...
Look at all of thoseout-of-work deejays
-waiting for burgers.-(laughter, groans)
And you may have heardIn-N-Out has a special menu
with items like animal style,
which is a burger with grilledonions and extra dressing,
monkey style, which is a burgerwith animal style fries,
or human style, which is aburger made out of human flesh.
So, comedians, what aresome styles you might find
on the secret EnglishIn-N-Out menu?
Uh, Johnny Pemberton.
Ding-dong, whistle-ey bing-bong.That's just plain fries.
-All right, points. Points.-(laughter)
Uh, English style.
It's condescendingto American burgers,
but secretly wants to bean American burger.
-Artemis.-Harry Styles style.
And really,it's a salad that gets tossed
in Elton John's hot tub.
(laughter, whooping, applause)
So many points for that.
PEBDANI:A butt sex joke.
That is the end...
Now I'm picturing it!