It's time once again to crownthe song of the summer, and,
so far, a few jams havestood out above the rest.
"One Dance" by Drake,
"Can't Stop the Feeling"by Justin Timberlake,
and, of course,"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
by Dick Van Dykeand the Vantastix.
♪ Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ♪
♪ Oh, you,pretty Chitty Bang, Bang ♪
♪ Chitty Chitty Bang Bangwe love you, and in... ♪
-(laughter, applause & cheering)-Oh.
-Quality.-I like that. I like that.
Just wait till the other patronshear his, uh,
fantasticcockney rendition of...
(cockney accent):♪ My neck, my back
♪ My pussy and my crack.
I would also like to givea hundred apology points
-to Great Britain for that.-Yeah, that was horrible.
Well, Twitter user@rodger_sherman has found a late
Song of the Summer candidatefrom the Rio Olympics--
a horrible rip-off of Queen,as you can see from this video.
It brought the house down!Look at the mayhem!
(to "We Will Rock You"):♪ Let's get, let's get
-(rhythmic clapping)-♪ Into it
♪ This is Rio, 2016
♪ Thank you all for coming in
♪ Help us keepthe arenas clean... ♪
-HARDWICK: Uh...-Yeah! -Wow!
-(cheering)-He liked it.
Unfortunately, it cuts outbefore the lines...
♪ Someone stole my kidneys,Zika's so mean ♪
♪ Pissin' in the pooltill the water turns green ♪
♪ We will, we will
♪ Rob you!
-(laughter, cheering)-And then...
They liked it. They liked it.
And then I think they gointo "Brazilian Rhapsody,"
which is 14 minutes long.Now, since we didn't get to hear
the entire song, comedians,please give us another line
from this Olympic-themedSong of the Summer.
♪ Michael Phelps wins medalsand everybody gloats ♪
♪ But Simone Manuel provesthat black people float. ♪
-(cheering, applause) -Ha-ha!Points. Well done. Points.
Okay. Thank you.
-(whooping, whistling)-Thank you.