D'oh No, They Didn't - Big, Honking, Yellow Tits

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In honor of "The Simpsons" being renewed for a 28th season, Jon Gabrus, Eugene Cordero and Matt Besser come up with plotlines that the long-running show has yet to feature. (1:56)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, D'OH, NO, THEDIDN'T.

>> Chris: GREAT NEWS, DUFFDRINKERS, SHORTS EATERS AND HANK

AZARIA'S AGENT, FOX JUSTANNOUNCED THAT THE SIMPSONS HAS

BEEN RENEWED FOR TWO MORESEASONS, TAKING IT THROUGH

SEASON 28.

AND MAKING IT OLDER THAN THEHIPSTERS THAT QUOTE IT IN THEIR

TINDER PROFILES.

THE CITIZENS OF SPRINGFIELDHAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN MORE

THAN TWO DECADES BUT THERE'S NOWAY THEY'VE TACKLED EVERYTHING.

I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A SIMPSONSPLOT LINE THAT IN 26 SEASONS

HASN'T BEEN DONE.

60-SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.

BEGIN.

EUGENE.

>> THEY INTRODUCE THEIR NEW SEXYSON DARNELL SIMPSON, AND HE

HAS A CATCHPRAHSE OF "OH, HELL,D'OH."

>> Chris: POINTS.

MATT.

>> SIMPSONS REUNITE WITHTHEIR LONG LOST BROTHER OJ.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JON.

>> MR. BURNS ORDERS A DRONESTRIKE ON SHELBYVILLE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

MATT.

>> LISA GETS AN ABORTION.

>> Chris: TECHNICALLY SHE WOULDBE LIKE 36 BY NOW.

>> YES.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JON.

>> MARGE SHOWS HER TITS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

YOU SAID THAT A LITTLEENTHUSIASTICALLY -- MATT.

>> YEAH.

>> Chris: JUST LIKE BIG HONKINGYELLOW TITS.

MATT.

>> THE SIMPSONS FINALLY REALIZETHEY ARE MADE OUT OF BUTTER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

EUGENE.

>> MARGE DIES.

>> Chris: NO!

OH, NO POINTS FROM THE AUDIENCEON THAT ONE.

JON.

>> HOMER SHOWS HIS DICK.

>> Chris: I AM A LITTLEWORRIED ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES.

BUT POINTS.

JON.

>> BARNEY KILLS MILHOUSE IN ADRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT.

>> Chris: POINTS.

MATT.

>> TRACY ULLMAN WAKES UP ANDREALIZES IT WAS ALL A DREAM.

>> Chris: YES! AMAZING. POINTS.