First up is the GOP's ownTommen Baratheon--
Jeb!, exclamation point.As the brother and son
of presidents,Jeb! exclamation point
should have beena shoe-in for the nomination.
Problem is, he turned outto have the charisma
and self-confidenceof Gil from The Simpsons.
"Oh! Oh! Oh,Jeb's gonna give 'em heck
out there, I tell ya."
Like in this bizarre interviewwith The Huffington Post.
Said, if you couldgo back in time
and kill baby Hitler, would you?I need to know.
-MAN: And?-Hell, yeah, I would.
We were just asking aboutsanctions in Iran,
but thank you.
-Wasn't...? -Imagine himkilling a baby, too.
-(laughter)-That's the boring part.
I'm doing thisfor the good of mankind!
-So easy.-HARDWICK: Why would you...?
I don't know.I'm just assuming.
Comedians, what's another thingJeb Bush would change
about his life if he couldgo back in time? Chris D'Elia.
I'd go back to September tenth
to take a picturein front of those buildings
-before my brother blew them up.-HARDWICK: Oh, no.
HARDWICK:Oh, my God.
I'll be atthe Fort Lauderdale Improv,
-coming up. -HARDWICK:Fort Lauderdale Improv!
-Uh, Jon Heder.-Uh...
How do you... follow that?
-That's the problem Jeb had.-Yeah, yeah.
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:Yo! Yo!
I'd go, uh, check outmy mom in high school
before having kidsruined her bod.
-HARDWICK: Oh, (bleep)!-(groaning, laughter)