Extended - #HashtagWars - #NewNFLScandals

Extended - Thursday, September 10, 2015 - Uncensored 09/10/2015 Views: 335

With every new NFL season comes another controversy, so Jon Lajoie, Steve Rannazzisi and Paul Scheer anticipate what fresh indignities will befall the league this year. (1:46)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERING)MM-HMM.

YES. WELL, AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOTKNOW, TONIGHT WAS THE FIRST GAME

OF THE NFL SEASON, BETWEEN THEPITTSBURGH STEELERS AND THE NEW

ENGLAND PATRIOTS, AND THOUGHFANS TUNE IN FOR THE CIRCUS

CATCHES AND TOUCHDOWN DRIVES,AMERICA'S GAME HAS BEEN BESIEGED

BY SCANDALS IN RECENT YEARS,SUCH AS DEFLATE-GATE, SPY-GATE,

AND ONLY-LIVING-TO-AGE-42-BECAUSE-YOUR-BRAIN-HAS-BEEN-

DESTROYED-BY-CONCUSSIONS-GATE.

(LAUGHTER)SO TONIGHT WE WANT TO PREDICT

THE PROBLEMS THE LEAGUE WILLFACE THIS SEASON WITH OUR

HASHTAG NEWNFLSCANDALS.

NEWNFLSCANDALS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE:THE PACKERS KICKER CLOPPER TURNS

OUT TO BE A FIELD GOAL-KICKINGMULE!

OR: BILL BELICHICK IS REVEALEDTO BE SMURFS VILLAIN GARGAMEL.

(LAUGHTER)I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

PAUL SCHEER.

>> GISELE IS ACTUALLY TOM BRADYIN MAKEUP.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JON LAJOIE.

>> THE REDSKINS FINALLY CHANGETHEIR NAME TO...

(WAR WHOOPING)(LAUGHTER)

>> HARDWICK: OH... OH...

OH, I DON'T FEEL... OH, I FEELWEIRD.

UH, OKAY, POINTS.

UH, STEVE.

>> UH, DOCTORS SAY CONCUSSIONSARE ALL IN YOUR HEAD.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

PAUL.

>> MARSHAWN WASN'T JUST THERE SOHE WOULDN'T GET FINED, HE WAS

ALSO THERE FOR FREE WI-FI.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JON.

>> TIM TEBOW GETS CUT FROM THEEAGLES AND JOINS THE EAGLES THE

BAND AS A TOURING BASSIST.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

STEVE.

>> UH, THE PLAYERS WILL STARTBEATING YOUR WIFE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, GROANING)>> JUST A NICE TWIST.

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T SEE HOWANYONE... POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)UH, JON.

>> UH, THE BROWNS ARE GOOD.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.