Evangelical Stepford wifeand Trump surrogate,
whose name sounds like aNASCAR-driving serial killer,
Scottie Nell Hughes--there she is--
went on CNN last nightto complain about Jay Z,
saying that Mr. Z lacksthe moral authority
to stump for Hillarybecause of something featured
in his, quote,"one of his main videos."
Take a look.
You look at Jay Z-- and wetalked about this that night--
that, he might be working on it,but one of his main videos
starts off with a crowdthrowing mazel tov cocktails
at the police, in thisvery much anti-police message...
HARDWICK: Yeah, not...not Molotov cocktails...
the famous explodingbeer bottle weapon.
This crowd, for some reason,in one of Jay Z's "main videos,"
-(laughter) -was throwingmazel tov cocktails.
-(laughter, applause, whooping)-Mazel tov...
By the way, mazel tov cocktail?What is that?
I guess that would be this.Is this a mazel tov cocktail?
-I don't know.-(laughter)
Is that a mazel tov cocktail?
You all rememberhow at Jay Z's wedding
a bunch of fellasfrom Jay Z's synagogue
picked him up andcarried him around in a chair
while they chucked mazel tovcocktails at a cop car!
To life, bitches!
I don't drink anymore,I don't drink anymore,
but kicking backwith a mazel tov cocktail
after a long daysounds real nice.
So, comedians, I would like youto give me a toast
that you might givewith a mazel tov cocktail.
-Alice. -Here'sto burning down the society,
(Jewish accent): but not untilyou've had something to eat.
-(laughter, applause)-All right, points. Points.
Here's to this flaming drink
being saferthan a Samsung phone.
-All right, points. Yes.-(cheering, applause)
-Johnathan.-May this weapon bring you
as much pain and sufferingas my mother-in-law does
-when she visits.-Ah, yes. Points. Very good.