Sex on the Web - Spunnilingus

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Kyle Kinane, Josh Gondelman and Randy Liedtke send steamy texts to a spider. (2:08)

Everybody knows spiders loveto (bleep), but scientists...

Oh, you didn't...?You're about to learn something.

(laughter)

You're about to learn something

that is gonna changeyour world view.

I am not joking.

Scientists found out

that also likea little foreplay.

In this case, eight play,after observing oral sex

between two Darwin'sbark .

Now, uh, the female is 14 timesheavier than the male,

and that is a beautiful thing

'cause real have curves, yo,

-and they...-(laughter)

(applause and cheering)

They love it when their tiny mengo way downtown.

(laughter)

Roll that clip.

-WOMAN: You are kidding me!-MAN: Yeah!

HARDWICK: I mean...I love that we had to block...

(laughs)

It's because...it's because spider dicks

-look just like human dicks.-No, no, no, no, no.

-No. He's going down on her. -Oh, okay.

-Yeah.-It's a spi-gina.

-HARDWICK: Yeah.-(laughter)

(applause)

Hundred pointsto Josh Gondelman for that.

So it would be Spuninlingus.

-There it is.-(laughter, whooping, applause)

Well...

-Man! -I'm afraidthat's all the time we have

for @midnight.

Kyle just wonthe whole (bleep) series.

-(laughter) -A hundred pointsfor Spuninlingus.

(speaking indistinctly,laughing)

Please send me a booty call...

please send me a booty call textfrom your Spider Bay.

-Randy.-Hey! Want to have spider sex?

Just bought some spider condoms,"webbed for her pleasure."

-Oh, nice. Points. Points.-(laughter, applause)

Good.

-Josh. -Once you go black widow,you never go back widow.

-Yes, points. Points.-(laughter, applause, whooping)

You guys, this is whatPeter Parker jerks off to.

-Come on.-(laughter)

Oh, yeah, get in there!

Oh, I'm gonna go!

-Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.-(laughter)