It's now timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
If you're just joining us,it's Pi Day.
You may remember I recited piat the beginning of the show,
and any ladies who were sittingon the couch near you slid off
-from all the...-(laughter)
Right off the couch!
My love for this dayis a mathematical constant.
Let's cut off another slicefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
Uh, examples might be:Coperni-custard,
or: Bunsen burger.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Whitney Cummings. -Um, Uranus,'cause some people eat (bleep).
Theory of Everything bagel.
-Points.-CUMMINGS: Oh, good.
-Josh McDermitt.-Nom, Nom, Nom Chomsky.
Points! Oh, so good!
-Josh. -Stephen Hawking'smeals on wheels.
Dark chocolate matter.
Planet of the grapes.
-(laughter)-I'm only giving you points
because you bailed on itimmediately.
-Josh.-E equals M&M squared.
-Nick.-String cheese theory.
Yeah, points.I'll give you that.
Neil deGrasse-fed beef.
Bill Nye the science fries.
-Yes. Points.-(cheering, applause)