Extended - #HashtagWars - #SnotQuotes

Extended - Thursday, January 22, 2015 - Uncensored 01/22/2015 Views: 724

After seeing a Vine of Chris's boogery on-air rant, Chris Parnell, Judy Greer and Aisha Tyler put a mucus-laden twist on other memorable quotes. (1:07)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

(WHOOPING)WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF

SNOT, OR SNOT-PIC, I GUESS,UH... I CANNOT BE THE ONLY

PERSON WHO'S BOOGED OUT IN THEMIDDLE OF A HEARTFELT SPEECH, SO

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#SNOTQUOTES.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE...

>> YUCKY.

>> ASK SNOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FORYOUR COUNTRY...

OR-- WE'RE GONNA NEED A BOOGERBOAT.

(LAUGHTER)I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK. AND BEGIN!

AISHA.

>> I AM SNOT-ACUS!

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. JUDY.

>> NOBODY PUTS BOOGERS IN ACORNER.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

CHRIS.

>> I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE THESTART OF A BEAUTIFUL

PHLEGM-SHIP.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

AISHA.

>> PICK OR PICK NOT, THERE IS NOTRY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JUDY.

>> UM... SNOT-STA LA VISTA,BOOGIE.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS(BELL DINGS)

CHRIS.

>> HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

BEING AROUND LONG-HAIRED CATS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.