#HashtagWars - #MyMemoirWouldBeCalled

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To celebrate the release of Felicia Day's memoir, Julie Klausner, Bobcat Goldthwait and Jonah Ray summarize their lives in a book title. (2:29)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S"#HASHTAGWARS."

A GREAT MEMOIR CHRONICLES THEAUTHOR'S LIFE IN THEIR OWN

WORDS, AS IN FRANK MCCOURT'S"ANGELA'S ASHES,"OR DENNIS

RODMAN'S "BAD AS I WANNA BE."

AND TODAY MARKS THE RELEASE OFOUR FRIEND FELICIA DAY'S MEMOIR,

"YOU'RE NEVER WEIRD ON THEINTERNET (ALMOST)".

YOU SHOULD GO BUY THIS BECAUSEFELICIA IS RAD AND IT'S GREAT.

SO IN HER HONOR, OUR HASHTAG IS

#MYMEMOIRWOULDBECALLED.

KIDS, THAT'S A TYPEWRITER.

IT'S LIKE A COMPUTER THAT YOUCAN'T JERK OFF TO.

>> I DOUBT THAT, CHRIS.

>> CHRIS: WHAT?

>> SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME.

( LAUGHTER )>> IS THAT THE NEXT CHALLENGE?

>> YEAH, WE'RE READY.

WE'RE ALL READY.

>> AS THE OLDEST GUY--SOME EXAMPLES MIGHT BE:

COMIC-CONFESSIONS, OR TALKINGPOINTS!, OR MOSTLY (BLEEP)

UNTIL FAIRLY RECENTLY,

OR A TOTALLY COULD HAVE(BLEEP)ED YOUR MOM IN THE

90S: THE CHRIS HARDWICK STORY.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN. JONAH RAY.

>> CHRIS HARDWICK'S FRIEND: THEJONAH RAY STORY.

>> NOTHING'S PERFECT EXCEPT FORMY PERFECT BREASTS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

BOBCAT.

>> ARE YOU THERE, GOD?

IT'S ME, THE GUY FROM "POLICEACADEMY."

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: I LOVE YOU SO MUCHTHAT YOU REFERENCED THAT.

POINTS.

JULIE.

>> THESE ARE REAL: MY PERFECTBREASTS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

JULIE.

>> I HAVE PERFECT BREASTS.

WANT TO READ A BOOK ABOUT IT?

>> I'M NOT BALD.

I'M A HAT ENTHUSIAST.

>> EAT, PRAY, LOVE, EAT, JERKOFF, GO TO SLEEP.

>> ZED'S DEAD, BABY, ZED'S DEAD.

>> CHRIS: POINTS. JONAH RAY.

>> THE WHITE ONE: THE STORY OFKUMAIL NANJIANI'S TALL FRIEND.

>> CHRIS: KUMAIL IS SO GREAT.

JONAH WILL YOU TELL KUMAIL ISAID HI. "SILICON VALLEY"'S SO

GOOD. BOBCAT?

>> I'LL BURN THAT BRIDGE WHEN IGET TO IT?

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

JONAH RAY.

>> A MIDWEST 10.

>> CHRIS: YEAH, POINTS.

PERFECT.