Social Science.Social Science.
Uh, a recent study at theUniversity of California Irvine
says that peoplewho share selfies online
are happierthan those who don't.
It's like Zoloft,except it bothers people.
Uh, researchers foundthat sharing selfies
creates a feeling of personalconnection that relieves stress.
And it's true. Nothing makes mefeel more connected to people
than posting a selfie,and seeing comments--
oh, there it is, my wife and I--
they went to Disneylandover the weekend.
And they got the...they got these animated...
these light-up mouse earsthat animate.
It's really great.People are gonna love this--
I'm sharing my wedded joyat Disneyland.
And then this comment:
"Hardwick isofficially insufferable."
Comedians, since academiais setting their sights
on the online community,I would like you to give me
as many other scientificfindings about social media
as you can. In 60 seconds.
And begin. Justin.
Yeah, 60% of Uber driversare the rapper Pitbull.
All right, points. Bruce.
Did you know that Twitteris 71% water?
Yeah, points. Nick.
It turns outthe Twitter egg avatar
is actuallyan unborn racist bird.
All right. Points.Bruce Campbell.
-Did you know that peopleon Tinder -Yeah.
are ten times more likely
to wind up with a strange fingerinside of them?
Uh, you know, it turns outpeople who maintain
an active Myspace profileare pretty cool guys.
It turns outUber drivers are wrong--
farts are not cologne.
Not cologne. Not...
cologne. Not cologne.