Party Like an 80s Sitcom Star - I've Never Been Happier to Be Wrong in My Life

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An 80s video promises to instruct teens how to impress friends at parties, so Justin Willman, Doug Benson and Ron Funches predict what cool tricks it will teach. (4:35)

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY "PARTYLIKE AN 80s SITCOM STAR."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT

EVERYBODY WORRIES ABOUT, IT'SHOW TO BE COOL AT A PARTY.

YO!

( LAUGHTER )LUCKILY, WE UNEARTHED THIS

INSTRUCTIONAL GEM ON YOUTUBEFROM EVERYBODY'S NOW FAVORITE

MALE "COSBY SHOW" CAST MEMBER,MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER.

HE JUMPED THE RANK.

HE DID!

HE DID!

HE'S GOING TO GIVE TIPSAND TRICKS ON HOW TO BE THE LIFE

OF ANY 1986-ERA SOIREE. TAKE ALOOK.

>> I'M MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER, ANDTHIS IS--

>> "SHOW OFF!" COOL STUNTS,TRICKS AND GAGS TO

AMAZE YOURFRIENDS!

>> Chris: IT'S ALREADYPRETTY GREAT.

>> WOW!

>> Chris: IT'S ALREADY PRETTYGREAT.

I WAS THIS KID.

I WOULD HAVE DONE THIS.

LIKE, I WOULD HAVE TRIED TO SHOWOFF AT PARTIES TO BAD RESULTS.

COMEDIANS, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOUTWO TIPS AND FOR 250 POINTS I

WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHICH ONE ISA REAL PARTY HACK FROM THIS

GROSSLY OUTDATED VIDEONIGHTMARE.

FIRST UP: BEATBOXING OR ARMPITFARTING.

>> OH YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW TOBEATBOX IN THE STREETS.

>> OH YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW TOBEATBOX IN THE STREETS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Chris: THAT WAS-- THAT'S

WHAT YOU SEE WHEN GARY BUSEYASKS YOU TO MARRY HIM.

NEXT ONE: MOONWALKING OR WALKINGDOWN INVISIBLE STAIRS.

DOUG BENSON.

I MEAN, THIS IS JUST TO KEEP ITFUN AT PARTIES.

>> I MEAN, EVERY PARTY'S GOTPLENTY OF MOONWALKING, BUT IF

YOU CAN WALK DOWN INVISIBLESTAIRS, YOU'RE KILLING IT.

>> Chris: LET'S FIND OUT.

>> YOU CAN DO THIS ANYWHERE YOUWANT TO.

YOU CAN DO IT BEHIND A COUNTER,BEHIND A SOFA, BEHIND THE COUCH,

BEHIND A SPEEDING MOTORBOAT.

JUST REMEMBER: MAKE SURE SOMEONEIS WATCHING YOU AND HAVE A GOOD

TIME.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Chris: OH, YEAH.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LISTEN, GUYS,IF YOU'RE AT A BORING-ASS PARTY

AND JUST START DOING THIS,YOU'RE WALKING INTO A BASEMENT

OF PUSSY. LIKE THERE'S NO WAY--

USING A T-SHIRT TO IMITATE ASHEIKH OR MAKING A BEAUTIFUL

ROSE OUT OF A COCKTAIL NAPKIN?

RON?

>> THIS IS THE 80s, SO IREALLY IT WANT IT WOULD BE THE

SHEIKH, BUT AIN'T NOTHINGMORE ROMANTIC THAN MAKING A ROSE

OUT OF A COCKTAIL NAPKIN.

I'M GOING TO GO WITH THAT ONE.

>> Chris: WELL, RON-->> NO!

>> Chris: WE NEVER THOUGHT ITWOULD HAPPEN, BUT IT'S THE OTHER

ONE.

>> THIS IS WHAT A SHEIKH WOULDWEAR ON A FESTIVE OCCASION.

BUT FOR EVERYDAY USE, I JUSTTIE THE SLEEVES TOGETHER.

THE T-SHIRT SHEIKH IS SOCONVINCING YOU CAN EVEN FOOL A

CAMEL. NOW, IF I ONLY HAD A CAMEL.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS, I'VE NEVER BEENHAPPIER TO BE WRONG IN MY LIFE.

>> THAT GUY IS A REAL JABRONI.

>> Chris: LAST ONE, THE ART OFHAWAIIAN NOSE HUMMING OR HOW TO

MAKE A PEACE SIGN OUT OF BALLOONANIMALS?

JUSTIN WILLMAN.

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH HOW TOMAKE A PEACE SIGN OUT OF BALLOON

ANIMALS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO DOTHAT.

>> Chris: YOU DO KNOW HOW TODO THAT.

BY THEIR DEFINITION THAT WOULDNOT MAKE YOU THE LIFE OF THE

PARTY.

IT WOULD BE HAWAIIAN NOSEHUMMING.

♪ ♪( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> YOU DO THAT AT A PARTY ANDSOMEONE IS GOING TO GO, "WHY

DON'T YOU JOIN THAT OTHER GUYDOWNSTAIRS?"

>> Chris: YEAH.

WELL, THIS GUY CLEARLY JUST DID,LIKE, NINE LINES OF COCAINE.

HEY, WHERE IS THAT THEO COSBY!