Venmo Money, Venmo Problems - Trolling Sean Spicer

Tuesday, February 7, 2017 02/07/2017 Views: 413

After discovering Sean Spicer's public Venmo account, Josh McDermitt, Katie Aselton and Seth Morris ask the White House Press Secretary to pick up their tabs. (2:13)

There's a new controversy withWhite House press secretary

-and belligerent owl,Sean Spicer. -(laughter)

-Boy... that is...-(applause and cheering)

That... that forehead is takingup a lot of face real estate!

-(laughter)-That is so much...

Honestly, I thinkhe should just rent this out

as a double-decker tour bus,like, right up there.

Look at that. Come on.

-Look at how much.-(applause and cheering)

(laughing):How much room.

-Look at how much room that is!-Hop on, hop off.

-HARDWICK: Hop on...-(laughter)

Spicer's been open with thepublic about his passwords,

gum intake,and opinion on Dippin' Dots,

which is not the ice creamof the future, he said.

-(laughter and groaning)-It's not.

Basically, everythingexcept factual information.

So now, he's givingthe American people more access

to his Venmo account.

Twitter quickly found his publicVenmo profile, @seanspicer,

and bombarded himwith payment requests

for things like "anxiety medsbecause your boss is a lunatic."

-(laughter) -Or "meeting withthe gays to buy him new suits."

(laughter)

But if anyone deservesthis minor inconvenience,

it's the alternativefact-spouting

forehead known as Sean Spicer.

Now, we would never,

ever tell you, our audience,to do such a thing,

ever, so don't do this.

But if you requested moneyfrom Mr. Spicer,

screen grab itand send it to us.

Maybe we would feature iton the show.

Now I'm not saying do that!

-In fact, I'm telling younot to! -(laughter)

-(applause and cheering)-I am strongly...

In...

In my deposition,the record will show

-I told you, do not do that!-(laughter)

So, comedians,what would you ask Sean Spicer

to pay for on Venmo? Katie.

A plate, a knife and a fork forhow often he has to eat (bleep).

-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter and groaning)

-Very good.-(applause and cheering)

Very good. Josh.

50 bucks so he can drill a holein the wall

of a truck stop bathroom fornone of your (bleep) business.

-(laughter, applause & cheering)-Points. Points.

-Seth.-Gum-removal surgery.

I'm worried about him.He's gross.

-HARDWICK: Yeah, all right.Points. Very good. -(laughter)

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