There's a new controversy withWhite House press secretary
-and belligerent owl,Sean Spicer. -(laughter)
-Boy... that is...-(applause and cheering)
That... that forehead is takingup a lot of face real estate!
-(laughter)-That is so much...
Honestly, I thinkhe should just rent this out
as a double-decker tour bus,like, right up there.
Look at that. Come on.
-Look at how much.-(applause and cheering)
(laughing):How much room.
-Look at how much room that is!-Hop on, hop off.
-HARDWICK: Hop on...-(laughter)
Spicer's been open with thepublic about his passwords,
gum intake,and opinion on Dippin' Dots,
which is not the ice creamof the future, he said.
-(laughter and groaning)-It's not.
Basically, everythingexcept factual information.
So now, he's givingthe American people more access
to his Venmo account.
Twitter quickly found his publicVenmo profile, @seanspicer,
and bombarded himwith payment requests
for things like "anxiety medsbecause your boss is a lunatic."
-(laughter) -Or "meeting withthe gays to buy him new suits."
But if anyone deservesthis minor inconvenience,
it's the alternativefact-spouting
forehead known as Sean Spicer.
Now, we would never,
ever tell you, our audience,to do such a thing,
ever, so don't do this.
But if you requested moneyfrom Mr. Spicer,
screen grab itand send it to us.
Maybe we would feature iton the show.
Now I'm not saying do that!
-In fact, I'm telling younot to! -(laughter)
-(applause and cheering)-I am strongly...
In my deposition,the record will show
-I told you, do not do that!-(laughter)
So, comedians,what would you ask Sean Spicer
to pay for on Venmo? Katie.
A plate, a knife and a fork forhow often he has to eat (bleep).
-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter and groaning)
-Very good.-(applause and cheering)
Very good. Josh.
50 bucks so he can drill a holein the wall
of a truck stop bathroom fornone of your (bleep) business.
-(laughter, applause & cheering)-Points. Points.
I'm worried about him.He's gross.
-HARDWICK: Yeah, all right.Points. Very good. -(laughter)