American Apparel Goes Canadian

Tuesday, January 10, 2017 01/10/2017 Views: 308

After a Canadian company acquires American Apparel, Katie O'Brien, Flula Borg and Ify Nwadiwe wonder what changes are in store for the fashion retailer. (1:14)

American Apparelis the clothing company

known for itsbarista-friendly garments,

sex scandal-plagued former CEO,

and billboardsof scantily clad ladies

who look like someone justtold them they'd been selected

to be Trump's next wife.

The company... the companyrecently declared bankruptcy

because alltheir usual customers

were spending all their money onartisanal candle making classes,

but now...American Apparel has been bought

by a Canadian company.

Hurray!

Which isactually kind of perfect,

because their modelsusually look sad and scared,

-like Drake. Uh...-(laughter)

This is perfect.This is perfect.

-(applause)-So, comedians...

how... how will American Apparelbe different

now that it's been boughtby a Canadian company?

-Flula.-Now there will be a real beaver

poking out of the leotards.

(laughter, applause)

(audience whooping)

I just, I think everyone here

needs to hear yousay "leotard" again.

-Leotards.-That's very good.

Ify.

Now when a photographer wantsa model to take her top off,

he says, "Ma'am,can you please dump 'em oot?"

Yes, points. Very good.Very good. -(laughter, shouting)

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