Republicans Get Dragged

June 19, 2017 - #AddAWomanImproveASong 06/19/2017 Views: 5,373

Katya, Ginger Minj and Alaska Thunderf**k 5000 give prominent Republicans their very own drag names. (1:39)

As we go to our next game,

Re Pub's Drag Race.

Guys, fears:we've all got 'em.

Cats are afraid of water,

Gwyneth Paltrow'safraid of gluten,

Republicans are terrified of gaywedding cakes for some reason.

Uh, they say people can't helpwho or what they fear,

but let's be honest-- beingafraid of a gay wedding cake

is a choice.If these stuffy old farts

are af...uh, scared of a pastry,

imagine how terrifiedthey must be of drag queens.

So let's help themget their heart rates up.

Ladies, I would like you to givethese prominent Republicans

their very own drag names.

First up, Steve Bannon.Ginger.

Rosacea O'Donnell.

All right, points.

Very good.

Next up, Jeff Sessions.

Ginger, again.

Ross Per Oh, No,She Better Don't.

All right, points.

Next up, Senator Ted Cruz.

Alaska.

The un-(bleep) Kimmy Schmidt.

Well played.

Next up, Ben Carson.

Ginger.

Bob the Drag Queen.

All right, points.

(cheers and applause)

Next up, everybody's favorite,Sean Spicer.

Katya.

Melissa McCarthyism.

All right, points.Oh, very good.

Very good.

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