Thugs Not Hugs - Kids Really Do Say the Darnedest Things

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After seeing images of adorable youngsters, Keegan-Michael Key, Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel guess whether the kids are sweet and innocent or rough around the edges. (2:34)

IT'S TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME,"THUGS NOT HUGS."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )REDDIT'S "UNEXPECTED THUG LIFE"

IS THE INTERNET'S FOREMOSTDESTINATION FOR FINDING

GANGSTER-ASS THUG (BLEEP) IN THEPLACES YOU'D LEAST EXPECT IT.

UNEXPECTED THUGS CAN POP UPANYWHERE, ESPECIALLY IN SMALL

CHILDREN WHO DO NOT KNOW THATWHAT THEY'RE SAYING IS WILDLY

INAPPROPRIATE.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A PICTURE OFA CUTE LITTLE KID, AND FOR 250

POINTS, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME IFTHEY ARE GOING TO BE A

BE-DIAPERED BADASS -- THUG LIFE-- OR AN ADORABLE LITTLE REGULAR

ASS -- HUG LIFE.

FIRST ONE.

HOW ABOUT THIS ADORABLE LITTLETYKE?

YEAH.

LET'S FIND OUT.

>> SAY HELLO.

>> HELLO ( BLEEP ).

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: I MEAN, KIDS-- KIDSREALLY DO SAY THE DARNEDEST

THINGS.

>> THAT WAS SO CUTE, ARE WE SURETHAT WASN'T ONLINE?

>> CHRIS: I WANT TO PLAY THAT ONOR I'M LOSING MY BRAIN FOR THE

REST OF MY "UNEXPECTED THUGLIFE."

>> I WOULD ADOPT HIM LIKE THAT.

>> CHRIS: CAN WE PLAY THAT ONEMORE TIME.

>> SAY HELLO.

>> HELLO ( BLEEP ).

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS )>> CHRIS: WHERE COULD I FIND

THIS?

I NEED WATCH THIS EVERY DAY.

>> CHRIS: HOW ABOUT THIS 70sCHILD ACTOR.

PAUL?

>> I'M GOING TO SAY THUG"UNEXPECTED THUG LIFE."

>> CHRIS: LET'S FIND OUT.

>> I CAN'T TIE MY SHOES BUT ICAN ( BLEEP ) YOUR ( BLEEP ).

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> I LIKE THAT.

>> CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT AMINUTE, GUYS.

SOMETHING-- SOMETHING IS UP--SOMETHING HAS UPSET ROB.

>> I DON'T LIKE THAT, BECAUSE IFEEL LIKE HE'S TALKING TO ME.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: YOU KNOW, IT WAS-->> IT WAS BIG OF HIM TO ADMIT HE

COULDN'T TIE HIS SHOES.

>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,TRUTHFULLY, HE CANNOT ( BLEEP )

MY ( BLEEP ).

HE PHYSICALLY CANNOT ( BLEEP )MY ( BLEEP ).

>> YOUR ( BLEEP ) WORKS FOR THESHOE LACE FACTORY.

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