T.G.I.B.F. - You Bludgeon Someone with It, You Bought It

Wednesday, November 18, 2015 11/18/2015 Views: 601

Michael Shannon, Kelly Oxford and Seth Rogen make in-store announcements to overly enthusiastic Black Friday shoppers. (1:33)

WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME"T.G.I.B.F"

IT'S ALMOST BLACK FRIDAY, FOLKS,THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR WHEN

STORES OPEN THEIR DOORS EARLY TOUSHER IN OUR NATION'S LOVING

MOTHERS SO THEY CAN BODY SLAMEACH OTHER TO THE GROUND IN

SEARCH OF GREAT DEALS ON CRAPPYTOYS CAN CHOKE ON.

COMEDIANS, TO HELP US GET IN THEHOLIDAY SPIRIT, I'D LIKE YOU TO

GIVE ME AN IN-STORE ANNOUNCEMENTWE CAN EXPECT TO HEAR ON BLACK

FRIDAY.

IN 60 SECONDS, BEGIN.

>> YOU BLOCKING SOMEONE WITH IT.

YOU BOUGHT IT.

>> I'M SORRY WE'RE COMPLETELYOUT OF TICKLE ME KIM DAVIS

DOLLS.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: POINTS.

KELLY.

>> GOOD EVENING, SHOPPERS.

THIS IS WHERE YOU DIE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

KELLY.

>> ISLE 3, PREPARE TO ACCEPTREFUGEES FROM ISLE 7.

>> Chris: SETH.

>> ON SECOND THOUGHT ISLE 3 HASREFUSED TO ACCEPT REFUGEES FROM

ISLE 7.

>> Chris: MICHAEL.

>> ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THISSTORE AND EVERYTHING BOUGHT IT

HAVE BEEN BOUGHT BY CHINA.

>> THE PRODUCTS WON'T FILL THATHOLE IN YOUR HEART.

>> EXCUSE ME SHOPPERS THE MAN INTHE RESTROOM WITH A TOWEL IS NOT

A VALET.

>> THOSE WHO CAMPED OUT ANDCURRENTLY WEARING DIAPERS [BEEP]

OFF.

>> FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS THISSTORE HAS THE SAME RULES AS THE

PURGE.

>> Chris: AMAZING.