Diss-Engaged - The First Horrible Life Decision They Make Together

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After viewing bizarre engagement photos, John Gemberling, Tymberlee Hill and Ken Marino write captions for the happy couples. (2:04)

>> AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAYDISS-ENGAGED, DISS-ENGAGED.

AT THE REPOSITORY FORAWKWARD ENGAGEMENT PHOTOS

COMMEMORATING THE FIRSTAWFUL LIFE DECISION THEY

MADE TOGETHER.

I WHAT LIKE YOU TO CAPTIONIT.

FIRST UP THIS TRASHY DUO,THIS TRASHY DUO.

>> IT'S A NICE DAY FOR ABROWN WEDDING.

>> POINTS.

>> JOHN.

>> WE DROVE A LONG WAY TO AREALLY BAD NEIGHBORHOOD FOR

THIS GAG, BUT OH GOD, WAS ITWORTH IT.

>> YES.

>> THEY WERE MURDEREDSHORTLY THEREAFTER.

>> NEXT ONE.

>> THESE YOUNG GUNS.

HUH?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

GUYS, SHE'S POINTING A GUNAT HIS DICK.

>> KEN.

>> GIVE ME ALL YOUR SEMEN ORTHE DICK GETS IT.

>> EVEN IF THAT WERE A PROPGUN I WOULDN'T ALLOW THAT.

IT IS JUST THE SUGGESTION OFIT.

>> A BAD IDEA.

>> JOHN.

>> SO LET ME GET THISSTRAIGHT.

I CAN'T [BLEEP] YOUR HAIRBUT YOU CAN BLOW MY BALLS

OFF?

(APPLAUSE)>> NEXT ONE.

THESE TWO SWEETHEARTS, THESETWO SWEETHEARTS.

>> OH.

>> IT IS A PLACE WHERE BEESARE KEPT, WHERE HONEY IS

MADE.

>> I LOVE YOU, HONEY.

>> OH, NO!

>> YES!

>> COME BACK.

(APPLAUSE)>> LAST ONE, HOW ABOUT THESE

PHOTO BOMB VICTIMS.

HOW ABOUT THESE -->> TYMBERLEE.

>> TAKE IT, YOU CAN TAKE ITAGAIN, I WASN'T HARD.

>> POINTS.