Say, everyone, I'm here,you're here, they're here--
let's have a #HashtagWar,why don't we.
The kids love 'em.
That's why we do 'em.
So, apparently,millennials are not eating
at chain restaurants anymore,
and now all thosepoor chain restaurants
are going out of business.
(bleep) millennialsruin everything!
There's no other way to explainwhy people aren't flocking
to the Old Spaghetti Factorythe way they never used to.
Millennials are... also aren'tmining a lot of coal lately,
so I guess that explainsthe death of the coal industry.
So let's yank the chainsof these restaurants
by giving them some of the tips
on how to appealto the new millennials
with the old hashtag tonight#MillennialFood.
Examples might be--Netflix and Grill,
or Living at Home Fries.
Let's get 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
Ken... Uh, Jenny.
-Snack Efron.-Yes, very good. Points.
-Ron Lynch.-Sticky Man Buns.
-Yes, points. Jenny.-(laughter)
-New phone, who dips?-Points. Kenny.
-Bernie Sandwich.-Yes, points.
-Jenny.-Mumford & Prawns.
Yes, points. Kenny.
-Ooh, this brisket is so Tinder.-Yes, points!
-Ron.-I have a B. I have an apple.
-Uh! I have Applebee's!-Yeah, good. Points.
-Jenny.-Fidget Salad Spinner.
Yes, good. Kenny.
-Bikram Yogurt.-Yes, points. Ron.
-Twice-Vaped Potatoes.-Yes, very good.
-Snackchat. Snackchat.-Yes, Snackchat. Very good.
-Jenny.-Kendrick Lamars Bar.
-Very good!-(cheering, applause)