#HashtagWars - #BoringRealityShows

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Reality shows are too scandalous these days, so Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett ditch trashy television to come up with some #BoringRealityShows. (1:34)

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG WARS.

>> WELL NOW THAT THE DUGGARFAMILY AND THEIR SHOW 19

REPRESSED MEMORIES AND COUNTING,HAS BEEN PULLED FROM TLC,

THE NETWORK IS GOING TONEED SOME NEW EYEBALL

FILLER AND HERE IS A THOUGHT,TLC, MAYBE SHY AWAY FROM THE

SENSATIONALIST HUMAN ODDITYSTUFF.

I THINK MAYBE YOU HAVE MET YOURQUOTA FOR 600-POUND AMISH

HOARDERS AND DWARF TRIPLET SEXSISTER WIVES.

SO TO GIVE YOU SOME LESSCONTROVERSIAL IDEAS

TONIGHT'S HASHTAGIS #BORINGREALITYSHOWS.

>> EXAMPLES MIGHT BE SO YOUTHINK YOU CAN WALK.

OR JOHN AND KATE JUST ATE.

I AM GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK STARTING NOW AND

BEGIN.

KEVIN.

>>DOG THE BARGAINHUNTER.

>> BEHIND THE MUZAK.

>> Chris: YES POINTS

>> SOLVED MYSTERIES.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BILL.

>> SO YOU THINK YOU CAN READQUIETLY FOR A WHILE?

>> Chris: YES.

VERY BORING.

>> DEADLIEST COUCH.

>> Chris: MIKE.

>> ARE YOU TALLER THAN A FIFTHGRADER?

>> Chris: BILL.

>> SCRABBLE ROUSERS.

>> Chris: MIKE.

>> URINAL CAKE BOSS.