#HashtagWars - #CandySongs

Monday, October 31, 2016 10/31/2016 Views: 262

Kevin Pereira, April Richardson and Moshe Kasher make up candy-coated song titles for Halloween. (1:51)

Now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.


Are we friends?

Uh, today... today is Halloween,

which comesfrom the Old English,

"Festival of Drunk Harlequins."

However, if you'reunder the age of 12--

uh, first of all,please stop watching this show

and forget everything I saidabout the pink and the stink

and go to bed.Also... today was your day

to go buck wildand get crunk on sugar,

and because the annualcandy binge is music...

This really is the candy purge,right? Every year.

And with the candy purgeis music

to everyTesla-wanting dentist's ears,

so tonight's hashtag isCandySongs. CandySongs.

Examples might be:

"Hershey's Kiss by a Rose,"

and "Baby Ruth Got Back."

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Moshe.-"O.P.Peanut M&Ms."

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-April. -"Ziggy Starburstand Spiders from Mars Bar."

-Oh!-(cheering, shouting)

-RICHARDSON: Thank you.-Points for that.

-Uh, Kevin.-"Lose Your Foot" by M&Ms.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

Uh, Moshe.

"I'm Not a Playa,I Just Candy Crush Alot."


-April.-"In the Airheads Tonight."

-Yeah, points. Moshe.-No Phil Collins fans here?

That's cool.No dads in the audience?

-MAN: Yeah!-"Let Me Smell Your Twix."

All right, points.


We could be heroesjust for one Payday.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

(cheers and applause)

Who are you... ?Yeah, okay.

Uh, Kevin.

Kit Kat scratch fever.

HARDWICK:All right, points.


It's raining Mentos.

HARDWICK:Yeah, points.

-That was great.-Impressive.