It's now timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
(cheering, whistling, whooping)
A very big happy birthdayto the Internet's
favorite Supreme Court justiceand all-around badass,
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the only80-something white woman
capable of making people say,"Yas, queen,"
without actually beingthe queen.
-(laughter)-Uh... Justice Ginsburg,
or as she's known on Tumblr,the Notorious RBG,
uh, looking here like she'sabout to judge a rap battle...
is having such a burstof popularity
that they're making a movieabout her life
starring Natalie Portman.
The only way the Internetcould love this any more
is if Katy Perry didthe soundtrack
and Benedict Cumberbatchplayed her gavel.
So in honor of this biopicfor a feminist icon,
tonight's hashtag is#AddAWomanImproveAMovie.
Examples might be: Beyoncé Anything...
and: Sarah Jurassic Parker.
I'm gonna put... 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Drew. -The Fem-pire Strikes Back.
Points. Very good.
-Kulap. -Batman v Superman v Leslie Mann.
-Andy Richter.-Uh, The X-Menses.
-Drew. -Fried Green Marisa Tomei-toes.
-Yes. Points. Very good.-(laughter, whooping)
-Kulap. -Girlfriend, Let's Get Drinks by the Dead Pool.
-Andy. -Midnight Cowboy Boots
That You Can Totally Wear with a Skirt.
Yes. Points. Very good.
-Andy Richter. -Lawrence of A-labia.