Uh, plump hayseedMike Huckabee is known
for tweeting cringeworthyattempts at humor
that qualify as jokesin a similar way
-that Sbarro qualifies as food.-(laughter)
He's the mall pizzaof politicians.
Here's one recent groaner.
"Full disclosure:I have NOT met with Russian AMB,
"but did have Russian dressingon a salad last September.
I'll recusefrom salads for a week."
NANJIANI: Um, I've seenwhat he looks like.
He's recused from salads longerthan that.
-(applause) -It's kind of whyit didn't work. Yeah.
Well, his daughter,Sarah Huckabee Sanders,
who serves as principal deputyWhite House press secretary,
uh, tweeted some, uh...something
of her own over the weekend thatlooked like this emoji salad.
You know, it's so hardto believe that someone
in the Trump administrationwould be so reckless on Twitter.
But she later blamed
her three-year-old for stealingher phone, but I don't buy it.
So what doesthis cryptic tweet mean?
Okay, first of all,I'm not on Twitter.
So... But I'm still pissed off,because I think
this is the plot of the new Mummy movie, and it's just...
-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Yes. Yeah, very good.
-It's a... spoiler. Spoiler.-Well, I don't know.
I feel like more peopleare gonna see this tweet.
Uh, it's actually all gibberishuntil right at the end
when all the trains are there.
That was actually Trump, andhe just really loves choo-choos.
-(laughter) -HARDWICK:He does. Yeah, points.
-Points. He does.-(applause and whooping)