I Shart Huckabees

June 12, 2017 - #NSFWGames 06/12/2017 Views: 234

Kumail Nanjiani, Ray Romano and Kurt Braunohler try to decipher a cryptic tweet from principal deputy White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. (1:22)

Uh, plump hayseedMike Huckabee is known

for tweeting cringeworthyattempts at humor

that qualify as jokesin a similar way

-that Sbarro qualifies as food.-(laughter)

He's the mall pizzaof politicians.

Here's one recent groaner.

"Full disclosure:I have NOT met with Russian AMB,

"but did have Russian dressingon a salad last September.

I'll recusefrom salads for a week."

NANJIANI: Um, I've seenwhat he looks like.

He's recused from salads longerthan that.

(laughter)

-(applause) -It's kind of whyit didn't work. Yeah.

Well, his daughter,Sarah Huckabee Sanders,

who serves as principal deputyWhite House press secretary,

uh, tweeted some, uh...something

of her own over the weekend thatlooked like this emoji salad.

You know, it's so hardto believe that someone

in the Trump administrationwould be so reckless on Twitter.

-Uh...-(laughter)

But she later blamed

her three-year-old for stealingher phone, but I don't buy it.

So what doesthis cryptic tweet mean?

Okay, first of all,I'm not on Twitter.

So... But I'm still pissed off,because I think

this is the plot of the new Mummy movie, and it's just...

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Yes. Yeah, very good.

-It's a... spoiler. Spoiler.-Well, I don't know.

I feel like more peopleare gonna see this tweet.

(laughter)

Uh, Kurt.

Uh, it's actually all gibberishuntil right at the end

when all the trains are there.

That was actually Trump, andhe just really loves choo-choos.

-(laughter) -HARDWICK:He does. Yeah, points.

-Points. He does.-(applause and whooping)

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