Rapid Refresh - Hillary Clinton's Apology & A Dog's Inner Monologue

Wednesday, September 9, 2015 09/09/2015 Views: 195

Following Hillary Clinton's lead, Kyle Dunnigan, Hari Kondabolu and Matt Braunger distract from political scandals by dancing and deliver the inner monologue of a puking dog. (3:13)

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HEADLINES IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

(APPLAUSE)WELL, AFTER MONTHS OF

HEMMING AND HAWING AND DOINGSUBTLE BLOCKS, HILLARY

CLINTON FINALLY APOLOGIZEDFOR HER SECRET E-MAIL ACCOUNTS

WHICH WE CAN ONLY ASSUME SHESET UP A PROFILE ON DATING

SITE, MY HUSBAND OWES MEONE.COM.

(LAUGHTER)AND TO DEMONSTRATE TO THE

AMERICAN PEOPLE HOW SERIOUSLYSHE TAKES HER POTENTIALLY

DEVASTATING LAPSE IN SECURITY,SHE DID A DANCE ON ELLEN.

LOOK AT THIS!

WOW!

OH.

♪ ♪ .

>> THERE'S-- SHE-- LOOKSLIKE A MELTING OTTER POP.

LADIES, I THINK MAYBE YOU'REABUSING OUR BOTTOMLESS

MIMOSA BRUNCH POLICY TOOMUCH. SO COMEDIANS,

IN HONOR OF HILLARY'SMASTERFUL DISTRACTION

TECHNIQUES AS PRESIDENTIALCANDIDATE, I WOULD LIKE YOU

TO PLEASE APOLOGIZE FOR APOLITICAL SCANDAL OF YOUR

OWN AND THEN DANCE TO MAKEIT OKAY.

LET'S START WITH YOU, KYLEDUNNIGAN.

>> I'M SORRY ALL YOU LOSERTHIRD WORLD KIDS CRIPPLED

WITH POLIO, I THINK YOU'RETERRIFIC.

NOW WATCH ME DO SOMETHINGYOUR STUPID LEGS WILL NEVER

BE ABLE TO DO.

(APPLAUSE)>> PERFECT.

(APPLAUSE)>> HARI KONDABOLU.

>> I'M SORRY THAT I'M NOTSORRY.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> ALL RIGHT.

MOVING ON. ANNOUNCING THEARRIVAL OF A NEW BABY IS A

BEAUTIFUL MOMENT TO SHAREWITH EVERYONE YOU LOVE.

EVEN YOUR PETS.

>> THAT'S THE BABY.

THAT'S SADIE.

SADIE IS GOING TO COME HOMETOMORROW.

YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

VERY NOT HAPPY WITH THATANNOUNCEMENT.

I THINK THE DOG MAYBEMISUNDERSTOOD AND THOUGHT

THAT SHE WAS SAYING HE WASTHE FATHER.

WHAT ABOUT MY MUSIC CAREER?

SO COMEDIANS, AS THISDISGUSTED POOCH, PLEASE GIVE

ME YOUR INNER MONOLOGUERIGHT BEFORE YOU CHUCK YOUR

KIBBLES.

>> MATT BRAUNGER.

>> THESE MARIJUANA POOPEDIBLES I ATE HAD TOO MUCH

MARIJUANA IN THEM.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> NICE.

(APPLAUSE)>> KYLE DUNNIGAN.

>> OH MY GOD.

THERE WAS AN ASSHOLE UNDER ALLTHAT PEANUT BUTTER?

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