I'm Not with the Band: Heavy Metal Edition - Repulsa & Lucifer's Friend

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Not all heavy metal bands indulge in a rock'n'roll lifestyle, and Jack Black, Kyle Gass and Margaret Cho sing about some of the duller-looking acts. (4:52)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY I'M NOT WITHTHE BAND-HEAVY: METAL EDITION.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> CHRIS: LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG,LEAVE A GOOD LOOKING CORPSE

USED TO BE ROCK-N-ROLL'S MOTTO.

NOW IT'S LIVE FAST AND LEAVE AEMBARRASSING BAND PHOTO

FOREVER ON THE INTERNET.

WE FOUND THESE PHOTOS ONDEATHSCREAM.NET'S 50 WORST

HEAVY METAL BANDS OF ALL TIMES.

I WILL ALREADY TELL YOU THESEARE AMAZING.

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A BAND ANDFOR 250 POINTS I WANT YOU TO

SING ME A LYRIC FROM THAT BAND.

FIRST ONE: SAD IRON. SAD IRON.-- MARGARET.

>> WE GOT THE SAME HARASS THECAST OF DESIGNING WOMEN.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]YES, JACK.

>> WE ARE GONNA TAKE IT -- CUASEWE'RE LAME.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> CHRIS: POINTS.

[SINGS] POINTS!

KYLE.

>> WE ARE SAD IRON AND THE SADIRONY IS --

THAT WE'RE REASONABLY WELLADJUSTED.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

NEXT ONE, TITAN FORCE.

TITAN FORCE.

[LAUGHING]>> HEY GUYS MAKE SURE AND CHEAT

YOUR DICKS OUT TO CAMERA.

KYLE.

>> WE'RE GONNA ROCK AND WEDON'T CARE.

WE'LL SEE YOU ALL MONTH AT THECOUNTY FAIR.

>> CHRIS: YEAH, POINTS.

SINGING 'BOUT CORN AND WHEAT.

MARGARET. MARGARET.

YES.

>> WE'RE HEAVY METAL THAT'S ALLWE'RE ABOUT. WE DON'T WATER THE

LAWN BECAUSE WE'RE IN A DROUGHT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> CHRIS: YES, VER SOCIALLYCONSCIOUS. POINTS.

THE TITAN FORCE OF BEINGENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY.

JACK.

>> WHO OUT THERE LIKES 14MINUTE, PROG ROCK UNLISTENABLE

KEYBOARD SOLOS, I CAN'T HEARYOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> CHRIS: OVER HERE IS A FARMERWITH A SHOTGUN THAT'S LIKE YOU

BETTER GET THE [BEEP] OFF MYPROPERTY.

NEXT ONE LUCIFER'S FRIEND.

LUCIFER'S FRIEND.

[LAUGHING]JESUS CHRIST. THAT IS, THAT IS

LIKE A LIVING BANKSY TRIBUTE. --[BEEP] CRAZY. KYLE.

>> I LOVE LUCY AND HE LOVES ME.

[LAUGHING]>> CHRIS: POINTS.

YES, JACK.

>> PEOPLE, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUTMY BEST FRIEND.

HE'S THE SPAWN OF SATAN WHO WILL[BEEP] ME UNTIL I DIE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

THE ORIGINAL COURTSHIP OFEDDIE'S FATHER THEME "MISS THEE

[BLEEP] UNTIL I DIE.

MARGARET.

>> I'M A METAL DESTROYERCAUSE I'M HERE WITH VERN TROYER.

>> CHRIS: NICE.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE.

HOW ABOUT REPULSA.

REPULSA. YES, JACK.

>> GREAT LORD SATAN IS THEMASTER OF SIN.

I'LL TAKE ANOTHER ORDER OFTHE POTA-TO SKINS!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> CHRIS: YEAH, POINTS. KYLE.

>> REPULSA, I JUST MET A GIRLNAMED REPULSA.

[LAUGHING]

>> CHRIS: I'M GIVING YOU POINTSFOR THE COMMITMENT.

LAST ONE.

IT'S REPUSLA, IT'S ON BRAND. --THIS IS EXORCIST.

EXORCIST.

NO, GUYS THE OPPOSITE OF THEKLAN. MARGARET.

>> NO, IT'S KLAN HALEN.

CHRIS: YES, YES.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CHRIS: PANAMA FOR WHITES ONLY.

JACK.

>> WE'LL PUT OUR NAMES UP INLIGHTS AND OUR FACES IN THE SKY.

EXCEPT FOR DARYL. HE'S KIND OFSHY.