Extended - Rapid Refresh - A Hoops Hero & Belgian Chocolate Buttholes - Uncensored

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Lauren Cohan, Josh McDermitt and Robert Kirkman guess which arcade gamer is a Pop-A-Shot superstar and then learn about a Belgian chocolate company's edible anuses. (5:46)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WE NOW PUT OUR ATTENTION TO THEMOST HARD-CORE SPORT. I'M

TALKING ABOUT THE CONTEST OFKINGS, CHINESE ARCADE POP A

SHOT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SO THREE GUYS POP A SHOT MADEIT TO THE TOP OF REDDIT FOR

ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY.

ONE OF THESE THREE GUYS ISAN ABSOLUTELY BALLER.

DO YOU HAVE ANY DESES ONWHICH ONE IT IS, WHICH ONE

DO YOU THINK IT IS, LAUREN.

>> MAYBE THE FARTHEST RIGHTBECAUSE THE BALL IS SO HIGH

RIGHT NOW.

>> CHRIS: THAT GUY. OKAY, JOSH?

>> IT HAS GOT TO BE THE GUYIN THE KHAKI SHORTS.

I MEAN --

>> CHRIS: THIS GUY?

>> ANYONE WHO WEARS SHORTSTHAT HIGH AND TIGHT KNOWS A

THING OR TWO ABOUT BALLS.

>> CHRIS: ALL RIGHT.

ROBERT KIRKMAN.

>> I HAVE TO GO WITH JOSH ONTHIS ONE.

THE HEIGHT OF THE BALL ISN'TAS IMPORTANT AS HEIGHT OF

THE BELT.

>> BAM, RATE THERE.

>> A CLASSIC NBA TRUISM.

LET'S FIND OUT.

>> CHRIS: OH, SHIT!

(APPLAUSE)

>> CHRIS: A HUNDRED POINTS FORJOSH AND ROBERT.

HE IS HEATING UP WITH THEPOWER OF A BRAIDED BELT.

THE GUY, HE IS NOT CONTENTONLY DOMINATING ONE LANE.

>> CHRIS: BUT NOW WATCH WHATHAPPENS WHEN HE WRAPS IT UP.

HE SCHOOLS EVERYONE.

AND NONCHALANTLY WALKS AWAY,WIPES A LITTLE SWEAT OFF.

WHATEVER--

(APPLAUSE)

WHATEVER IS IN THE BAG THERE,A HUMAN HEAD OR NOODELS OR

WHATEVER IT IS.

CONTESTANTS I WOULD LIKE YOUTO PUT YOURSELFS IN THIS

GUY'S SENSIBLE LOVERS, YOUJUST CRUSHED IT IN POP A

SHOTS.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?LAUREN COHAN.

>> KEEP LYING TO MY WIFETHAT I HAVE BEEN OUT ALL DAY

LOOKING FOR A JOB.

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS, POINTS.

THIS IS ACTUALLY ONEWHERE SHE CAUGHT HIM DOING

THAT, WOULD BE LIKE NO, IWAS CHEATING ON YOU.

"NO, YOU AREN'T."

ROBERT KIRKMAN.

>> HE'S GOING TO DO THE SAMETHING HE DOES EVERY NIGHT:

GOING TO GO BACK TO HISAPARTMENT AND MAKE OUT WITH

AN ANIME SEX PILLOW.

>> CHRIS: YEAH, OKAY, POINTS.

HE'S AMBIDEXTROUS. HE'SCLEARLY AMBIDEXTEROUS.

ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON.

JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'SGAY-- VALENTINE'S GAY?

>> THAT'S OUR HOLIDAY, CHRIS.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> THAT'S A FREUDIAN NIP.

(LAUGHTER)

>> SORRY.

>> CHRIS: THAT'S RIGHT.

VALENTINE'S GAY, FEBRUARY69.

ALL RIGHT.

JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'SDAY, GIVE THAT SPECIAL

PERSON IN YOUR LIFESOMETHING THAT IS NOT

SURPRISINGLY BELGIAN.

FOR $38.95, PLUS SHIPPINGTHE BLUNTLY NAMED COMPANY

EDIBLE ANUS WILL SEND YOUFIVE BOXES OF BELGIAN

CHOCOLATE BUTTHOLES.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> WOW.

>> CHRIS: IN THE FLAVORS MILK,DARK AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU

DON'T JUST CALL THE WHITECHOCOLATE BLEACHED.

(APPLAUSE)

>> CHRIS: IT'S SO MESSED UP, MYGIRLFRIEND WON'T EVEN LET ME

BUY A CHOCOLATE DICK TO PUT NEARTHERE.

IF IT REGULARLY EXCEEDS 26DEGREES CELCIUS, YOU WILL

NEED TO PURCHASE AN INFLATEDSHIPPING BOX OTHERWISE YOUR

HEAR IS YOUR VALENTINE'S SKIDMARKS.

>> I THINK IT SHOULD SAYSHIPPING TOO HOT TO HANDLE

COUNTRIES.

>> YES.

>> I DON'T KNOW, CHRIS,EVERY ANUS IS EDABLE IF YOU

AREN'T AFRAID.

(APPLAUSE)

>> CHRIS: YES.

100 POINTS FOR JOSHMcDERMITT.

NOW MAGNUS IRVIN THE GUYBEHIND THE CHOCOLATE-- MAGNUS

IRVIN THE UNABOMB BEHIND THECHOCOLATE BEHINDS --

SAID THIS IS A DIRECT QUOTE,I POURED THE STUFF IN ME BUM

AND IT ALL RUN PAST ME NUTSINTO ME FACE.

BUT HE WAS TRYING TO MAKETHE MOLD OF HIS BUTT.

>> NO.

>> CHRIS: SOMETIMES --

>> OH, IT'S HIS BUTT.

>> CHRIS: IT IS HIS BUTT NOT,YOU CAN GET IT MOLDED OF YOUR

OWN BUTT.

THAT'S PART OF THE MAGIC OFIT.

>> YOU HAVE TO GO TO HISHOUSE.

>> YEAH.

>> CHRIS: AND YOU DON'T GET TOLEAVE EVER.

CONTESTANTS, I WOULD LIKEYOU TO COME UP WITH A SLOGAN

FOR THESE CRABBY CANDIES,LAUREN COHAN.

>> IT'S THE SHIT.

>> CHRIS: YEAH, POINTS. POINTS.

>> CHRIS: FEED MY SEED ALL NIGHTLONG.

JOSH McDERMITT.

>> EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH A.

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS.

>> CHRIS: KIRKMAN, WHAT IS YOURSUBMISSION FOR THIS RECTAL --

>> ALL THE FUN OF A REALBUTTHOLE WITH ALL THE MESS

OF A REAL BUTTHOLE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> CHRIS: POINTS.