Ladies' Night - White Wine and Vulva Parts

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No strangers to casually condescending comedy club "ladies' nights" themselves, Bridey Elliott, Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham offer corny names for women-only lineups. (1:57)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME,LADIES NIGHT.

EXCLAMATION POINT.

>> YEAH.

(APPLAUSE)>> Chris: AS YOU MAY HAVE

NOTICED THE PANEL TONIGHT ISALL FEMALE AND I DID WANT TO

POINT OUT, THAT IN COMEDY,THERE IS THIS REALLY WEIRD

PHENOMENON THAT WHEN ACOMEDY, WHEN A STAND-UP

COMEDY SHOW IS ALL FEMALE,THEY GIVE IT TERRIBLE NAMES.

TERRIBLE, LIKE JUST TO LETYOU KNOW IT'S AN ALL-FEMALE

COMEDY SHOW.

USUALLY PRETTY DERISIVE AND[BLEEP] AND HORRIBLE.

YOU GUYS PERFORM ALL OVERTHE COUNTRY.

YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN TOCOMEDY CLUBS THAT HAVE THESE

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, CRINGEY LADIES NIGHT NAMES LIKE

"CHICKS AND GIGGLES" OR"LAUGHIA MAJORA" OR "ONE IN THE

PINK MINIMUM, TWO IN THEDRINK MINIMUM."

YOU KNOW WHAT'S ANOTHER TERM FORFUNNY FEMALE COMEDIANS?

"FUNNY COMEDIANS."

BUT THESE CLUBS COULDN'TPOSSIBLY HOST AN ALL-FEMALE

LINE-UP AND NOT REFERENCEWHITE WINE AND VULVA PARTS,

SO COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOUTO COME UP WITH AS MANY TERRIBLE

NAMES AS YOU CAN FOR CHEESYCOMEDY CLUB LADIES NIGHTS.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN.

BRIDEY.

>> [BLEEP] ON MY BITS.

>> Chris: POINTS. LENNON.

>> EAT, PRAY, LAUGH.

>> Chris: POINTS.

LENNON.

>> MUCH ADO ABOUT MUFFIN.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> JESSICA.

>> DIAPHRAGM BAM THANK YOUMA'AM.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BRIDEY.

>> GIGGLE TILL YOU SQUIRT.

>> Chris: LENNON.

>> AT YOUR CERVIX.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JESSICA.

>> JESTROGEN.

>> Chris: POINTS.

LENNON.

>> DOES THE COMEDY MATCH THEDRAPES?

>> Chris: POINTS. JESSICA.

>> GLEE BAGGING.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

>> GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVEPUN.

>> Chris: YES, PERFECT.