Easy Access - He Has a D**k for a Soul

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Stephen Tobolowsky, Alex Anfanger and Lenny Jacobson come up with titles for cringeworthy public access shows. (3:11)

AND NOW TIME TO PLAY EASYACCESS.

THANKS TO YOUTUBE WE CANRELIVE THE LOW-DEF MAGIC THAT

HAPPENED WHEN ORDINARY PEOPLETRIED TO MAKE TELEVISION ON

PUBLIC ACCESS.

OF COURSE WHEN I SAY ORDINARYPEOPLE I MEAN LSD-RAVAGED

LUNATICS WHO THINK JESUS SENDSTHEM SECRET MESSAGES THROUGH THE

PENNY SAVER CROSSWORD PUZZLE.

I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU A CLIP OFPUBLIC ACCESS SHOW OR SOME OTHER

SORT OF AMATEURISH TELEVISION,FOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TO GIVE

ME THE BEST TITLE FOR IT.

FISRT ONE -- THIS BROADCASTER'SPET PROJECT.

>> GOLD NUGGETS, WHOOPS, COME ONKITTY, NOW BIRD FEATHERS --

IGUANAS ARE EASY TO TAKECARE OF AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE

RIGHT DIET.

WHOOPS...

SIT HIM ON THE FLOOR...

WHOOPS.

PUPPY DOWN.

>> Chris: HE'S DROPPING THOSEPUPPIES LIKE THEY'RE APPLE

WATCHES.

THEY'RE FINE.

ALEX.

>> THAT IS SARAH MCLAUGHLIN'SBITTER EX-BOYFRIEND.

>> Chris: POINTS.

VERY WELL DONE.

LENNY.

>> I THINK I SAW THIS ONLINE AT(BLEEP) PETA.

>> Chris: YEAH, OKAY. I THINK -- YEAH.

OH, SO ANIMALS FALL OFF PLACES IPUT THEM ON AND FALL HIGH OFF

THE GROUND AND I AM THE ASSHOLE?YES, YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE.

NEXT ONE, THIS ENVIRONMENTALLYMINDED ROCKER.

>> GOT TO JOIN AND SAVE THEWORLD.

I THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE.

CHEC OUT THIS GUITAR.

>> WHO WAS ON GUITAR?

>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

I JUST LOVED SOMEONE TALKINGTHROUGH A SWEET GUITAR RIFF.

TOBOLOSWKY.

>> GREENPEACE OF (BLEEP).

>> Chris: POINTS.

LENNY JACOBSON.

>> MUSIC TO BURN DOWN A WHOLEFOODS TO.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE.

THIS PSYCHIC WHO DRAWS PEOPLEWITH HER EYES CLOSED.

>> A PSYCHIC DRAWING OF BRIAN,SO --

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT --

WHAT IS GOING TO COME OUT OFTHIS PEN.

THIS IS HOW PSYCHIC IT IS.

AND I AM NOT EVEN -- I MEAN, IDON'T KNOW WHAT THE PEN IS

DOING.

>> Chris: THAT IS AMAZING.

LENNY.

>> SHE IS OBVIOUSLY CHALLENGINGTHE GHOST OF RON JEREMY.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

>> WHO IS ALIVE.

>> Chris: HE IS STILL ALIVETOO.

>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.>> Chris: TOBOLOWSKY.

>> PAINT BY NUMBERS OF REPRESSEDMEMORIES.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

MAYBE BRIAN'S A DICK.

WE DON'T KNOW.

>> I JUST LOVE THE FEAR IN HISEYES.

RIGHT BEFORE THEY CUT TO THAT,IT'S JUST PURE FEAR.

>> Chris: HE HAS A DICK FOR ASOUL.