Extended - Roomba with a View - Uncensored

Extended - July 27, 2017 - #GameOfThronesCelebs - Uncensored 07/28/2017 Views: 8,014

Concerns about data-collecting Roombas prompt Mac DeMarco, Amanda Seales and Brett Gelman to wonder what information the house-cleaning robots might send back to headquarters. (1:16)

Well, it turns out that Roombas

suck even more lately.

Why, you ask?

>> AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Why?

>> HARDWICK: Thanks, 40% of you.

(laughter)

That's because they're spying on

you!

When your Roomba is busy

mangling your shoelaces and

scaring the piss out of your

cat, it's also mapping the

layout of your house and could

be sending that info back to

Roomba Central.

iRobot, the company that makes

these little automated sex

Frisbees, says it will get your

permission before it sells your

info to companies like Amazon or

Google.

I'm not sure why they need to

know where my bathrooms are

unless maybe Warren Buffett's in

my neighborhood, and he needs to

take a crap after buying some

bad barbecue on Amazon.

(laughter)

Anyway, uh, now...

I think it'd be great if Warren

Buffett showed up to your house.

"Excuse me. Do you mind if I

take a shit?"

"Sure, the bathroom's back

there."

"Bathroom?"

And then he just leaves.

Uh, that'd be fun.

Anyway, now that your cute

little...

Now that your cute little

Roomba's a goddamn snitch,

what's some information on you

that the Roomba might send back

to headquarters?

Mac DeMarco.

>> (in robotic voice): This

guy's got a really tiny penis.

>> HARDWICK: Yeah, very nice.

Very nice.

>> Thank you.

(laughter, applause, cheering)

>> HARDWICK: Mac bot.

(applause and cheering swell)

Amanda.

>> Uh, she looks like a crazy

cat lady in her Instagram

stories... because she is.

(laughter)

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

>> Yeah.

>> HARDWICK: All right.

Brett Gelman.

(applause and cheering)

>> I'm crazy!

>> My floor is my toilet.

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