Hey, you're here, I'm here,they're here--
let's do some #HashtagWars,you guys.
-(cheering)-It's time for the #HashtagWars.
As summer creeps closer,gyms are filling up
with dudes eager to turntheir soft, doughy flesh
into hard, veiny lumps.
Uh, like this one gym-goer
who bet his bro 20 buckshe could bench 185.
Let's see if he does it.
So, you go ahead, one time now.
BAMFORD:Oh, God, oh, God. Oh, God.
-Oh, God.-ZEBROWSKI: Do it.
-(laughter)-BAMFORD: Oh, God!
-Is that blood? Is he bleeding?-Is it blood?
No, no, no, it's...it's just poop.
Like, he (bleep),he (bleep) his pants)
-Oh, he (bleep) his pants.Oh, my God. -Yeah. Yeah.
I thought I saw pink,and I was like...
No, no, no, no, no.No, he's fine.
He just can never goin there again.
Now the whole gym just smellslike eggs and creatine and...
But you know what they say:No pain, no gain,
no underwear stain, you guys.
-(audience groaning)-So in honor of this...
So in honorof this swole bro video
that has pumped its wayup Instagram,
tonight's hashtag is#BroMovies.
Examples might be-- Tinker Tailor Sigma Pi
and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Drunk.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Ophira. -Fiddler on the Roofie.
-Maria.-Uh, Dude, Where's My Car,
And By the Way, Did I Rape Someone?
-All right, points.-(laughter)
-Ophira. -The Princess and Señor Frog.
-Henry. -Baby's Chest Day out at the Gym.
-Ophira.-Uh, Citizen Chad.
-Yes, points. Very good.-(laughter)
-Bamford. -I Know You Sexually Assaulted Me Last Summer,
-Uh, 'Cause It Was Me. -All right, points.
-Ophira. -Se7en. Maybe an Eight.
-(laughter)-All right, points.
-Zebrowski. -Bromeo Must Die.
Yes, points. Zebrowski.
You Had Me at, "Hello? Is Tyler There?"
All right, points.
Uh, An Ed Hardy's Day's Night.
Forget It, Jake. It's Flavatown.
HARDWICK: All right, points.Very good.
The Piano, uh, Sing-Along Bar
in Phoenix Near ASU.
HARDWICK: All right, points.Very good, perfect.