LinkedOut - Someone Has to Do It

Monday, September 22, 2014 09/22/2014 Views: 178

Many LinkedIn users list absurd occupations, so Jesse Joyce, Marina Franklin and Todd Barry come up with a few strange job descriptions of their own. (1:26)

LINKED OUT, LINKED OUT.

>> Chris: LINKED INIS A SITEWHERE PEOPLE CAN CONNECT THROUGH

THEIR JOBS, SUPPOSEDLY.

I FIND IT TO BE A PLACE THATWON'T TOP SENDING ME (BLEEP)ING

E-MAILS TO JOIN THEM.

THERE ARE SOME FAIRLY ABSURD JOBTITLES, REAL ONE INCLUDES SEX

EXPERT AND SEX COACH AND SOTIGHT FITNESS TRAINER.

COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO RING INWITH AS MANY UNIQUE JOB TITLES

AS YOU CAN MUSTER.

LET US BEGIN WITH 60 SECONDS.GO, JESSE JOYCE.

>> STORAGE WAR REENACTOR.

>> POINTS. SO GOOD, POINTS.

TODD.

>> A GUY WHO TELLS YOUR PERSONALTRAINER TO STOP TEXTING WHEN YOU

ARE TRYING TO LIFT 380 POUNDS.

>> Chris: OKAY, POINTS.

JESSE.

>> A SECOND BASE COACH. IT ISJUST A CREEPY DUDE WHO

ENCOURAGES TEENAGERS TO GRABEACH OTHER'S BOOBS.

>> Chris: OKAY.

POINTS.

MARINA.

MARINA.

>> ASSHOLE COP.

>> CHRIS: POINTS. MARINA.

>> A JOB DESCRIMINATOR.

>> CHRIS: OKAY. >> SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.

>> CHRIS: WE GOTTA KEEP THOSESQUIRELLS OUT OF THE WHITE

HOUSE. TODD.

>> MEN'S ROOM ATTENDANT INTERN.

>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THATIS, BUT I LIKE IT, POINTS.

MARINA.

>> AN ERECTION HELPER.

>> Chris: YES!