Clickbait the Movies - This Great White Shark Had the Perfect Response

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Mark Normand, Seth Herzog and Nikki Glaser rewrite movie taglines to sound more like enticing headlines from BuzzFeed and Upworthy. (2:35)

NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAYCLICKBAIT THE MOVIES!

OVER AT R/ASK SUBREDDIT, USERTURTLES AND ROBOTS RECENTLY

PROPOSED THIS QUESTION, "IFMOVIES HAD CLICKBAIT HEADLINES

INSTEAD OF TITLES WHAT WHAT'STHE BEST ONE." FOR EXAMPLE,

HERE'S ONE THAT WE CAME UP WITHFOR JAWS: "WHEN HORNY TEENS

INVADED HIS HOME, THIS GREATWHITE SHARK HAD THE PERFECT

RESPONSE."

SO COMEDIANS, LET'S PLAY ALONG.

I'LL SHOW YOU A CLASSIC FILM,FOR 250 POINTS, YOU GIVE ME IT'S

UPWORTHY, BUZZFEED-ED,CLICK-BAIT-Y TAGLINE, ALL RIGHT?

THINK, MCFLY, THINK! IT'S "BACKTO THE FUTURE."

SETH.

>> HORNY MILF BANGS CALVINKLEIN.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

SHE TRIES TO. SHE TRIES TO.

>> NEXT ONE, FROM ONE-TIMEMASTER OF SUSPENSE, M. NIGHT

SHYMALAN'S, "THE SIXTH SENSE."

YES, 'ZOG.

>> HERE IS THE LIST OF THE TOPONE AMAZING MOVIES M. NIGHT

SHYMALAN HAS MADE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

WELL --

THE THING WITH M. NIGHTSHYAMALAN MOVIES IS EVERY MOVIE

IS HALF AS GOOD AS THE ONEBEFORE IT.

OKAY? >> THAT'S ON PURPOSE.

AND "THE HAPPENING" IS MORELIKE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS

HAPPENING.

>> CHRIS: I CAN'T BELEIVE THISIS HAPPENING.

>> THAT MEANS SHE MAKING ANOTHERMOVIE.

>> Chris: NO, NO!

IT'S THE TREE.

IT'S THE TREES!

NEXT ONE --

THE ALWAYS-ON-BASIC-CABLECLASSIC, T"HE SHAWSHANK

REDEMPTION."

NIKKI GLASER.

>> FIVE WAYS YOUR ROCKCOLLECTION CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

HERZOG.

>> CHECK OUT RAQUEL WELCH'SAMAZING HOLE.

>> Chris: YES, YES, YES! ITMAKES SENSE BECAUSE OF THE

POSTER.

THAT IS REALLY GOOD.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE --

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN'S "THE DARKKNIGHT."

MARK.

>> IS YOUR BUTLER YOUR ONLYFRIEND? CLICK HERE!

>> Chris: POINTS.

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT!

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTANDHIM.

LASTLY, WHAT ABOUT "FORRESTGUMP"?

NIKKI GLASER.

>> YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHATKIND OF BOX LIFE IS LIKE.

>> CHRIS: OKAY.

POINTS.

HERZOG.

>> NINE CREEPS YOU WILL MEETWHILE WAITING ON A PARK BENCH.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

MARK NORMAND.

>> TEN GREAT ARM EXERCISES FORLEGLESS MEN.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.