Rapid Refresh - Jay Z & Japan's King of Farts

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Jonah Ray, Emily V. Gordon and Maronzio Vance guess which Jay Z and Solange fight meme got the most retweets and then find better job titles for a skilled Japanese farter. (3:20)

>> RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH,

MOVE OVER WATERGATE, TMZ.COMUNCOVERED THIS SHOCKING FOOTAGE

I BELIEVE THIS IS BEY-ONCE'SSISTER SOL-ANGE ATTACKING JAYZ

>> I LOVE THAT SOMEONE WILLACTUALLY CORRECT ME FOR SERIOUS

ON THE INTERNET.

"UH, IT'S BEYONCE." I KNOW.

IT'S A COMEDY SHOW, COME ON!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

THIS IMMEDIATELY INSPIRED FOURTRENDING HASHTAGS

BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THEINTERNET LOVES MORE THAN

BEYONCE, JAY-Z, AND CATS ISBEYONCE, JAY-Z, AND CAT-FIGHTING

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWINGSOLANGE/JAY-Z FIGHT MEMES GOT

THE MOST RETWEETS.

A, SOLANGE AS CHUN LI IN "STREETFIGHTER 4."

B, JAY Z AND SOLANGE IN A SHOVELGIRL PARODY.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO DO THE PHOTOSHOP ON THAT ONE.

OR C -- THIS ONE IS PRETTYAMAZING.

THIS SCREENGRAB THAT WASACTUALLY ON SOLANGE'S WIKI PAGE

FOR A FEW MINUTES.

UNDER "OCCUPATIONS," "KICKER,STREETFIGHTER, JAY-Z'S 100th

PROBLEM."

>> C, BECAUSE THE INTERNET DOESNOT SLEEP.

> YES, THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS C C.

>> BONUS POINTS, THE HIGHESTTRENDING HASHTTAG WAS WHAT JAY Z

SAID TO SOLANGE, OR WHAT DID HESAY TO GET THAT BEATDOWN.

COMEDIANS, WHAT DID JAY-Z SAY?

>> AFTER YOU, BEYONCE'S SISTER.

>> POINTS.

>> JAPAN'S CONSTITUTION DOES NOTPROHIBITLY FORBID SOMEONE FROM

BEING THE KING OF FARTS. GOODNEWS FOR THE 55-YEAR-OLD WHO

APPEARED ON MONDAY'S LATESHOW TO DO THIS BUSINESS.

RIIIIIICOLA!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

WHEN ASKED WHAT HIS PROFESSIONWAS, MATSUSHITA SAID HE WAS A

FART SOUND CREATOR.

COMEDIANS, WE KNOW THAT'S NOTGOING TO GET SUJI HIRED, SO

PLEASE GIVE HIM A BETTER JOBTITLE FOR HIS LINKEDIN PROFILE.

JONAH RAY.

>> THE LEAST WEIRD PERSON ONJAPANESE TELEVISION.

>> YES, POINTS!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )EMILY GORDON.

>> MAY I ASK FIRST?

WHAT IS THE PILLOW FOR?

DOES IT HELP WITH THE ANGLING?

DO YOU NEED YOUR COLON TO BE INA SPECIAL PLACE?

>> HOW DOES THAT HELP.>> I CAN ANSWER THAT.

>> YES.

I THINK HE SHOULD BE THE V.P. OFMERGERS AND ASS-QUISITIONS

>> I WOULD SAY ANAL AIRDISTRIBUTOR.

>> WHEN IT ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELYHAS TO BE THERE.

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