#HashtagWars - #RuinAToy

Wednesday, January 11, 2017 01/11/2017 Views: 515

Matt Kirshen, Emily Fleming and Rhys Darby put a disturbing twist on beloved children's toys. (2:05)

Now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

#HashtagWars.

(cheering)

Nothing ruined Christmaslast year more than Hatchimals.

Well, maybe the Trump thing.

And maybe a bunch of ourfavorite celebrities dying.

But Hatchimalscome out of an egg,

just like Salmonella,and, for most of the kids,

they werea bigger disappointment

than their parentsgetting divorced.

But kids... but at leastthe kid weren't responsible

for the Hatchimals,right? Right?

-(laughter)-Uh... kids are dumb, though.

Kids don't know dickabout (bleep),

so let's get revenge for allthose dumb, disappointed kids

with tonight's hashtag#RuinAToy.

Examples might be--Horny Horny Hippos.

(laughter)

Or...

or Poop Chutes and Ladders.

But as Matt would sayin his country,

-uh, Poop Snakes and Ladders.-Thank you.

You're welcome.I'm trying to be multicultural.

Let's put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Emily.-American Girl Voodoo Doll.

-Yes, points.(laughter)

-Rhys Darby.-Rubik's Pubes.

(laughter)

Ah. The more I twist them,the harder this thing gets.

-(laughter)-Hey, come on.

-Matt Kirshen. -I never got it.Nicorette Patch Kids.

Yes, points!

-Emily.-Polly Pocket Pussy!

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Rhys Darby.-Neo-Yahtzee.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

(applause)

HARDWICK:Goddamn it.

(growls)

That joke has just beensitting there for years.

Nice. Matt.

Sorry, this doesn't usuallyhappen to me.

HARDWICK:Okay, points.

Emily.

Lorena Bop It.

-It's when you, uh...-HARDWICK: Nice.

If you lose, it just cutsyour dick off.

HARDWICK:Okay, points.

Matt.

Hepatitis C Monkey.

HARDWICK:Very good.

Ooh.

Emily.

Pokémon Go to the polls.

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

Rhys Darby.

Sex Operation.

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

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