Extended - Fake Webby Awards - The Force Is Average with This One - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, April 9, 2015 - Uncensored 04/09/2015 Views: 167

In honor of the Webby Award nominations, Jamie Lee, Matt McCarthy and Pete Holmes come up with categories that were forgotten. (1:52)

AS WE GO

TO OUR NEXT GAME, FAKE WEBBYAWARDS.

FAKE WEBBY AWARDS.

THE 2015 WEBBY AWARDS WEREANNOUNCED THIS WEEK, HONORING

INTERNET LUMINARIES AND PALS OF@MIDNIGHT LIKE GRACE HELBIG AND

WEIRD AL.

THAT'S, UH, JUSTIN LONG AND JOHNHODGMAN THERE.

THEY'VE ALSO BEEN ON THE SHOW.

WEBBYS FEATURE CATEGORIES LIKEBEST SOCIAL MEDIA WEB SITE AND

BEST WEB SERIES.

COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE IDIDN'T GET ANY NOMINATIONS ON

ANY OF THAT STUFF.

I DO A LOT OF SHIT ON THEINTERNET, GUYS.

WHY DO I NOT GET NOMINATED FORTHE WEBBYS?

"YOUR VIDEOS SUCK, THEY DO."

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

I JUST KEEP A YODA UNDER MY...

>> "THE FORCE IS AVERAGE WITHTHIS ONE."

>> HARDWICK: COMEDIANS, WHAT ARESOME OTHER CATEGORIES YOU'D LIKE

TO SEE IN AN AWARD SHOW HONORINGTHE INTERNET?

LET'S PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN.

(BELL DINGS)PETE HOLMES.

>> MOST MISSPELLED RACIAL SLURS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)MATT.

>> GRUMPIEST CAT.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)PETE.

>> MOUTHIEST BREATHER.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)JAMIE.

>> JAPANESE-IEST PORN.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)THE ONE WITH THE TENTACLES.

UH... PETE.

>> LONGEST TWITTER RANT, A.K.A.

THE PATTON OSWALT AWARD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)JAMIE.

>> UH, MOST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVEFACEBOOK STATUS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, CARL.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)MATT.

>> KEYBOARD-IEST CAT.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)MAY HE REST IN PEACE.

UH, PETE.

YEAH, HE'S FUCKING DEAD.

GET OVER IT.

>> HE'LL LIVE FOREVER!

>> HARDWICK: NOPE, HE'S DEAD.

PETE.

>> WHO PLAYED THE ORGAN AT THEFUNERAL?

>> HARDWICK: UH, PETE.

>> UH, PORN WEB SITE THAT MAKESME FEEL THE MOST SHAME, WHICH IS

ALSO THE JAPANESE ONE WITH THETENTACLES.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)JAMIE.

>> WORST TITS.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.