Extended - Bad "Jeopardy!" Answers - Hey, We're in a Keyboard Store - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, July 30, 2015 - Uncensored 07/30/2015 Views: 196

To commemorate Alex Trebek's 76th birthday, Matt Oberg, Suzi Barrett and Seth Morris play a game of "Jeopardy!" and give terrible responses in the form of a question. (3:14)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT

GAME, BAD JEOPARDY ANSWERS.

BAD JEOPARDY ANSWERS.

(JEOPARDY-LIKE THEME PLAYING)NOW, WHEN WE'RE NOT...

>> SPEAKING OF COPYRIGHT...

>> HARDWICK: WELL, I MEAN, UH,IT'S A CLOSE PROXIMITY.

IT'S A SIMILE.

>> IT'S GOT THE SAME KIND OF FUNVIBE, YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, IT'S GOT THATSAME SORT OF, LIKE, "HEY, WE'RE

IN A KEYBOARD STORE.

LET'S SEE WHAT THIS SETTINGDOES."

THAT'S THE THEME.

ALL RIGHT.

WHEN WE'RE NOT TAKING THEINTERNET DOWN A PEG, WE SURE

ENJOY SOME QUALITY TRIVIAPROGRAMMING, AND ON TOP OF THAT,

OF COURSE, IS JEOPARDY, OURSISTER SHOW, UH, UNOFFICIALLY.

UNOFFICIALLY.

IT'S VERY SIMILAR.

>> CHRIS, YOU LOOK GREAT IN THATPHOTO.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, THANK YOUVERY MUCH.

I REALLY... I WAS 19 THERE.

>> OH.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

SO, UH, WE THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNTO PLAY OUR VERSION OF IT RIGHT

HERE.

UH, COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA GIVEYOU A CLUE.

I WANT YOU TO BUZZ IN WITH THEAPPROPRIATE ANSWER.

REMEMBER TO PHRASE IN THE FORMOF A QUESTION, AND I WILL

REMEMBER TO HAVE A HUGE DICKLIKE ALEX TREBEK.

THIS IS... BASICALLY, THIS IS AHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALEX TREBEK.

HE TURNED 76 YEARS OLD RECENTLY,SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

AND I'M GONNA START THE CLOCKRIGHT NOW.

UH, RIGHT HERE, RAMPS.

SUZI BARRETT.

>> WHAT IS "SPMAR" SPELLEDBACKWARDS?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

NEXT ONE, TAYLOR SWIFT.

SETH MORRIS.

>> WHO SPEAKS TO ME DIRECTLYTHROUGH HER SONGS?

I LOVE YOU, TAYLOR SWIFT!

I LOVE YOU.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS ANDRESTRAINING ORDER.

NEXT ONE, ENDANGERED SPECIES.

MO... OBERG.

>> WHAT IS THE NUMBER ONE THINGON MY LIST OF COOL THINGS TO

SHOOT WITH A CROSSBOW?

>> HARDWICK: P... OH, SHIT.

OH. THAT SON OF A BITCH!

BUT POINTS.

NEXT ONE, BLACK HOLE.

SUZI.

>> UH, WHAT IS THE DISCARDEDPART OF A PUMPERNICKEL BAGEL?

>> HARDWICK: OH, THAT'S GENIUS!

POINTS!

UH, NEXT ONE, "MEASURE TWICE,CUT ONCE."

SUZI.

>> UH, WHAT DOES JADEN SMITH SAYWHEN HE ANSWERS THE TELEPHONE?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

UH, YES, NEXT ONE.

(ZAPPING SOUNDS)OH, IT'S THE DAILY DOUBLE.

I THINK BY THAT SAD SOUNDEFFECT ATTEMPT.

THAT DIDN'T FEEL VERY DAILYDOUBLY IN NATURE.

UH, 1969, IF YOU GET... IF YOUGET POINTS, YOU WILL BE GETTING

DOUBLE POINTS THIS TIME.

SETH MORRIS.

>> WHAT IS A DIFFICULTFOUR-PERSON SEX POSITION?

>> HARDWICK: YES.

DOUBLE POINTS FOR SETH MORRIS.

WHICH BRINGS YOU ALL THE WAY UPTO THIRD PLACE.

NEXT ONE, "TO KILL AMOCKINGBIRD."

YES, OBERG.

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH ALLOF THAT MOCKINGBIRD POISON?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

GODDAMN IT.

NEXT ONE... NEXT CLUE, BENEDICTCUMBERBATCH.

SUZI BARRETT.

>> UH, WHAT IS A SINGLE BAKEABLEUNIT OF BENEDICT CUMBERS?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

AND NEXT ONE, THE BIGGEST LOSER.

THE BIGGEST LOSER.

YES, OBERG.

>> WHAT IS MY UBER DRIVER AFTERI EAT TOO MUCH DAIRY?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

THE NEXT CLUE, LAST ONE, 10,000MANIACS.

SETH MORRIS.

>> WHAT DID I DRY-HUMP TO IN THE'90S?

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS TO YOU.