#HashtagWars - #CelebrityRestaurants

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Aerosmith's drummer opened his own restaurant, so Max Silvestri, Eliza Coupe and Dave Hill come up with their own ideas for the next celeb-run hotspot. (2:16)

IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S #HASHTAGWARS.

I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

GUYS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRYFOR FOOD AND AEROSMITH PUNS?

WELL, GOOD NEWS BECAUSEAEROSMITH DRUMMER, AND I GUESS

FAMOUS PERSON, JOEY KRAMER ISOPENING A NEW RESTAURANT CALLED

THE ROCKIN' & ROASTIN' CAFE ANDRESTAURANT.

THE MENU WILL INCLUDE SUCHAEROSMITH-INSPIRED DISHES AS

"JANIE'S GOT A BUN" AND "LIVIN'ON A WEDGE."

THIS IS JUST THE LATEST IN APROUD TRADITION OF

CELEBRITY EATERIES, LIKE JIMMYBUFFET'S MARGARITAVILLE, DONNIE

AND MARK'S WAHLBURGERS, AND THENOW-DEFUNCT HULK HOGAN'S

PASTAMANIA.

THE '90S WERE A MESS, GUYS.

SO COMEDIANS, IN HONOR OF THISTASTELESS TREND, TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG IS#CELEBRITYRESTAURANTS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: CINNABONJOVI, OR FIONA APPLEBEE'S OR,

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, CARL'SDOWNEY JR.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN. DAVE HILL.

>> JFK-FC.

>> CHICKEN SO GOOD IT MUST BESOME KIND OF A CONSPIRACY.

>> MAX.

>> THE NOTORIOUS BGI FRIDAYS.

>> DAVE HILL.

>> LEBRON JOHN SILVERS.

>> MAX.

>> MARK RUFFALO WILD WINGS.

>> ELIZA.

>> DELI CLARKSON.

>> ELIZA.

>> PAPA JOHNNY DEPP'S.

>> POINTS.

DAVE HILL.

>> BRUCE VA-LUNCH.

[LAUGHING]

>> NO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU POINTSFOR IT. ELIZA.

>> TINA BUFFET?

>> POINTS.

>> BENICIO DEL TACO.

>> POINTS.

DAVE.

>> BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE EATSTREET BAND.

>> VOTE WITH YOUR MOUTHS.