Well, the world is a toilet, andwe're all completely (bleep).
But there are stilloccasional bits of good news
to distract us from impendingdoom, and here's one of 'em.
Happy 95th birthday,Betty White!
(cheers and applause)
Oh, man!She's amazing.
Thankfully, the reason thetalented and enduring Ms. White
was trending on Twitter wasbecause it's her birthday,
not 'cause she diedor said something racist.
(laughter) -She's great. Hereshe is with Katie Couric, and,
uh, what kind of (bleep) cakeis that? She's 95.
-(laughter)-Give this woman a proper slice
of devil's food cake,not some crappy berry tart from
-the Whole Foods deli case.-(laughter)
Betty was born in 1922,so she was alive
to see the Great Depressionand the birth of television,
as well as the riseof totalitarianism,
which thankfully,was just a one-time thing
that definitely doesn't haveany modern parallels, you guys.
-(laughter)-So, we're all good.
Comedians, how is Betty White
gonna celebratethe big nine-five? Rory.
-69 a 69-year-old. -HARDWICK:All right. All right. Very good.
-(laughter)-Points. I feel like that'll...
that should trend.That should trend.
-"69 a 69-year-old."-It will.
-It will. -HARDWICK: Megan.-Let Channing Tatum come over
-and eat that (bleep). -Yeah.-HARDWICK: All right, all right.
-Very good, points.-(laughter)
Continue drinkingPuerto Rican kids' blood.
-HARDWICK: Yeah. That's...-(laughter)
-Hey, I'm that guy.-And, you know,
she'll live forever that way.
That's how you live forever.