Extended - Stock Photo Job Search - Russian Mortician on LSD - Uncensored

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Megan Neuringer, Barry Rothbart and Chris D'Elia guess the professions of stock photo models based on outlandish workplace pictures. (2:50)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, STOCK

PHOTO JOB SEARCH.

STOCK PHOTO JOB SEARCH.

IF THERE'S ONE THING STOCK PHOTOWEB SITES HAVE IN SPADES, IT'S

BIZARRE OFFICE PLACE PHOTOS THATLOOK LIKE THEY WERE TAKEN BY A

RUSSIAN MORTICIAN ON LSD.

SO COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOW YOUA STOCK PHOTO OF SOMEONE ON THE

JOB AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOTELL ME WHAT JOB THEY'RE

APPLYING FOR.

FIRST UP, THIS.

MEGAN.

>> UM, GIRL WHO DIDN'T GET WHATSHE WANTED FOR HER BAT MITZVAH.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, OKAY, POINTS.

NEXT ONE.

BARRY.

>> FART TESTER.

>> HARDWICK: YEP. THESE FARTSARE A-OKAY.

POINTS. NEXT ONE.

BARRY ROTHBART.

>> THE MOST FUN LAWYER.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> IT'S A FUN LAWYER.

>> HARDWICK: (SQUAWKS) I OBJECT.

(SQUAWKS) I OBJECT.

UH, NEXT ONE.

(BELL DINGS)>> COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!

>> HARDWICK: MEGAN NEURINGER.

>> CEO OF DUMB ASSHOLE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS.

NEXT ONE.

(BELL DINGS)>> FUCK YOU! WESLEY SNIPES'

FINANCIAL ADVISOR!

(LAUGHTER)(WHOOPING)

I DON'T WANT POINTS!

I DON'T WANT POINTS!

I JUST WANTED THE OPPORTUNITY!

>> HARDWICK: WELL, YOU'RE INLUCK-- YOU'RE NOT GETTING POINTS

BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR TURN.

>> OH!

>> IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE!

IT'S FINE. IF-IF YOU LIKE THAT,THEN JUST TWEET ME ABOUT IT.

HOW 'BOUT THAT?

>> HARDWICK: MEGAN NEURINGER.

>> DIRECTOR OF I'M CRAZY.

>> HARDWICK: I GUESS NO POINTS.

UH, THE AUDIENCE WASN'T BEHINDYOU ON THAT ONE.

NEXT ONE.

(BELL DINGS)>> OH, FOR FUCK...

>> OH...

>> HARDWICK: NOT CHRIS D'ELIA.

>> ABUSIVE DADS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. YES.

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL'S WIFE'SGYNECOLOGIST.

'CAUSE THEY GOT...

>> NO POINTS! NO POINTS!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

THE AUDIENCE IS DEMANDING I GIVEYOU POINTS, D'ELIA.

I MUST GIVE YOU POINTS.

>> OH, NO!

>> HARDWICK: LAST ONE...

BARRY ROTHBART.

>> IKEA MODEL.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> THE DOG'S JOB IS TO BEAT THESHIT OUT OF HER TILL SHE GIVES

UP THE INFORMATION.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

POINTS.

>> WHAT?

>> HARDWICK: I MEAN...

D'ELIA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOSAY.

THESE WERE ALL SPECTACULARANSWERS, BUT YOU DIDN'T GET THE

BUZZER ON TIME.

>> IT'S OKAY! I DON'T WANT THEPOINTS!

JUST... SLIDE INTO MY DMS, DOYOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)