Extended - #HashtagWars - #DongFoods - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, September 25, 2014 - Uncensored 09/25/2014 Views: 746

In honor a new Japanese cookbook that features condom recipes, Nikki Glaser, Michael Kosta and Julian McCullough put a phallic twist on favorite food names. (2:17)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE, WHISTLING)

AMAZON JAPAN IS SELLING A

COOKBOOK OF SOME QUESTIONABLE

CULINARY DELIGHTS.

CONDOM DISHES I WANT TO MAKE FOR

YOU.

(GROANING)

THIS BOOK OF 11 RECIPES INCLUDES

CONDOM FRUIT PARFAITS, CONDOM

ESCARGOT AND BUTTER, AND SOME

HASH SWALLOWED ON THE WAY BACK

FROM AMSTERDAM, SO IN HONOR OF

THEIR CULINARY INGENUITY,

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS: DONGFOODS.

>> YEAH!

>> YEAH!

>> HARDWICK: YEP, WE MADE IT,

GUYS.

WE HAVE ARRIVED.

(APPLAUSE)

WE ARE REALLY MATURE.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT EXAMPLES OF THIS WOULD BE:

SCROATMEAL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> GOOD.

>> HARDWICK: SHAFT SACK-ARONI

AND CHEESE.

(LAUGHTER)

OR CUP-O-BALLS.

>> CUP-O-BALLS.

>> HARDWICK: I'M GONNA PUT 60

SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. AND GO.

JULIAN.

>> REESE'S PENIS BUTTER CUPS.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

NIKKI.

>> BONE ME.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

UH, MICHAEL.

>> PENIS A LA VODKA.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

JULIAN.

>> THE WHOPPER.

>> HARDWICK: YEP.

HOPE SO.

YEAH. POINTS. NIKKI.

>> UH, SIX-AND-A-HALF-INCH SUB,

TOASTED.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, GOOD. POINTS.

JULIAN.

>> UH, FULL MONTY CRISTO.

>> HARDWICK: YES. PERFECT.

POINTS. MICHAEL.

>> APPLE PIE A LA CHODE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

YOW! GODDAMN IT!

EW! (GROANS)

NIKKI.

>> UH, STUFFED DICK IN BREAST.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

JULIAN.

>> A TUR-DICKEN.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. TUR-DICKEN

POINTS.

WAIT A MINUTE, THAT ALSO HAD

"TURD" IN IT. NEVER MIND.

NIKKI.

>> UH, IN-N-OUT-N-IN-N-OUT.

>> HARDWICK: NICE. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)

NIKKI.

>> NEVER-ENDING BREAD DICKS.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)

BREAD DICKS!

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)

NEVER-ENDING BREAD DICKS.

(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING CONTINUE)

THE NEXT TIME I GO TO A

RESTAURANT THAT SERVES THOSE,

I'M JUST GONNA PUSH MY HEAD DOWN

ONTO THE...

THANKS FOR THE BREAD. AAH...