#HashtagWars - #SexyHolidays

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To celebrate the season, Michael Shannon, Kelly Oxford and Seth Rogen create raunchy versions of the holidays. (1:54)

IT'S TIME FOR

#HASHTAGWARS.

EVERYONE LOVES THE HOLIDAYS,ESPECIALLY THIS YEAR BECAUSE OUR

PALS SETH AND MICHAEL HAVE AMOVIE COMING OUT ON FRIDAY ABOUT

THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL OFCHRISTMAS PARTIES.

BUT THE HOLIDAYS CAN ALSO BESTRESSFUL, SO TONIGHT'S HASHTAG

HELPS GIVE YOU SOME SWEETRELEASE.

IT'S #SEXYHOLIDAYS!

#SEXYHOLIDAYS.

NOW -- WOW.

HIS DICK IS BIGGER THAN PATRICKFROM SPONGE BOB.

NOW WHEN YOU THINK THANKSGIVING,YOU'LL THINK TURKEY, FOOTBALL

AND GETTING WAY HORNY.

SO IT'S TIME FOR STUFFINGEXAMPLES MIGHT BE:

FROSTY THE BLOW MAN, LABIAMENORAH, AND THAT WHITE STUFF

ISN'T SNOW.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, STARTING NOW!

KELLY.

>> YANKS GIVING.

>> DICK THE HALLS.

>> DECK THE BALLS.

Chris: POINTS.

SETH ROGEN.

>> D.T. ELF.

>> I SMALL MOMMY FISTING SANTACLAUS.

>> WORK THE HALLS.

>> FIVE IN THE STINK.

Chris: POINTS.

KELLY .

>> LITTLE HUMMER BOY.

Chris: POINTS.

>> BUM BUM BUM BUM.

Chris: KELLY AGAIN.

>> HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS.

Chris: SETH.

>> FIVE GOLDEN [BEEP] RINGS.

>> SLAP THE BALLS.

Chris: POINTS.

I ENJOY WHAT YOU'RE DOINGMICHAEL SHANNON.

>> ONCE YOU GO BLACK FRIDAY YOUNEVER GO BACK FRIDAY.

>> Chris: MICHAEL SHANNON.

>> HOT BOXING DAY, CANADA.

Chris: VERY NICE, VERY NICE.

SETH.

>> TOYS FOR [BEEP]Chris: POINTS.