Risk Tsk - Got More Scoops Than the Baskin-Robbins

Monday, January 4, 2016 01/04/2016 Views: 139

TIME Magazine ranked the top risks and threats to watch out for this year, so Michaela Watkins, Jonah Ray and Doug Benson add a few of their own. (1:32)

"RISK

TSK."

"TIME" MAGAZINE IS IN THE NEWS,WHICH IS RARE FOR A MAGAZINE

THESE DAYS.

THEY RAN A LIST OF THE TOP TEN RISKS AND THREATS FACING

THE WORLD IN 2016.

FOR INSTANCE, WATCH OUT FORISIS!

IN 2016.

GOOD REPORTING "TIME" MAGAZINE.

YOU'VE GOT MORE SCOOPS THANBASKIN-ROBBINS!

GOTTA SAY, OVERALL, THOSE ARESOME PRETTY BORING RISKS.

RISKS SHOULD BE RISKY, LIKEGETTING YOUR BALLS WAXED AT

FANTASTIC SAM'S.

"GOTTA BE THE HAIR".

COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO GIVE MEAS MANY ACTUAL RISKS TO THE

WORLD IN 2016 AS YOU CAN.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK. BEGIN.

>> COURTNEY LOVE IS ELIGIBLEFOR THE ROCK-N-ROLL HALL OF

FAME.

>> OH, POINTS.

Chris: MICHAELA.

>> I MIGHT NEVER BE A MEMBER OFTAYLOR SWIFT'S SQUAD.

>> Chris: JONAH.

>> TRUE DETECTIVE 3.

>> AMANDA BYNES RE-APPEARS ANDSEES HER SHADOW, SIX MORE WEEKS

OF WINTER.

>> Chris: JONAH.

>> I'M AT RISK OF TELLING PEOPLETHAT [BEEP] DIES IN THE NEW STAR

WARS.

I DID IT.

>> Chris: OH!

>> HEY, YOU HAVE HAVEN'T SEEN ITYET [BEEP] YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT -- THE MOVIE HASBEEN OUT FOR WEEKS.

IT'S MADE ALMOST A BILLIONDOLLARS.

CATCH UP OR SHUT UP!