Former acting attorney generalSally Yates testified
before Congress today
regarding oustednational security advisor
Michael Flynn's alleged tiesto Russia.
Flynn resigned less than a monthinto his term
in revelationshe'd lied about meetings
with Russian ambassadorSergey Kislyak, who...
God, this is really boring.
Jack, um, do we have that rawadult dodge ball video instead?
-Man.-(applause and cheering)
That really livened upthe intro.
Right in the lady balls.
-You could hear it.-(laughter)
Anyway, Flynn formerly headed
President Obama'sDefense Intelligence Agency
before being fired in 2014due to mismanagement,
and reportedly destroyingthe Lincoln bathroom.
-(laughter) -And today,sources revealed
Obama personally warned Trumpto stay away from Flynn.
Maybe that is the warninghappening right there, or maybe
it's the "Not my (bleep) problemany more, bro."
-Kind of a thing there.-(laughter)
-(applause and cheering)-I don't know.
I'll tell you, if we knowanything about Trump,
it's that nothingdissuades him more
than telling himnot to do something.
So comedians, what's anotherwarning President Obama
gaveto incoming President Trump?
If you want to score weed from aSupreme Court justice, remember,
Ruth Bader Ginsburg'sgot the good (bleep).
-HARDWICK: All right, points.Points. -(laughter, applause)
If you want to win people over,kill Osama bin Laden.
Oh, wait. I already did that.
You're not a civilian anymore,
so you might wantto avoid Twitter.
-HARDWICK: Yeah, points.Points. -(laughter, applause)