Rapid Refresh - Breaking the Internet & Bill Nye the Science Guy Fieri

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Bob Odenkirk, Mike Mitchell and Mike Hanford guess which Kim Kardashian meme got the most retweets, learn about a chic scientist and tweet to Leonardo DiCaprio as Larry King. (4:10)

>> CHRIS: RIPPED FROM TODAY'SINTERNET HEADLINES IT'S RAPID

REFRESH.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> CHRIS: WELL, IT FINALLYHAPPENED. PAPER MAGAZINE

UNVEILED THEIR UPCOMING COVER"BREAK THE INTERNET KIM

KARDASHIAN" AND THUS THEINTERNET BROKE.

SO I'M GOING TO CARVE OFF ALEG.

GRANDMA LIKES THE THIGH.

THE HASHTAG #BREAKTHEINTERNETHAS BEEN TRENDING SINCE AND HAS

INSPIRED HUNDREDS OF MEMES.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING MEMES GOTTHE MOST RETWEETS?

A, KIM CENTAUR-DASHIAN.

B, THIS POTATO THAT LOOKS LIKEKIM KARDASHIAN, BUT LESS GREASY.

C, THIS PICTURE OF PRINCEFIELDER WITH THE CAPTION: KIM

KARDASHIAN LOOKS GREAT.

MITCH.

>> I'M GOING WITH A.

BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE THAT KINDOF TURNS ME ON THE MOST.

>> CHRIS: OKAY, SURE.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS B.

OH.

THAT'S THE ONE THAT TURNS ME ONTHE MOST.

TOOBERS.

JUST TO BE CLEAR, THEKARDASHIANS ARE EVERYONE'S

FAULT, GUYS.

BUT MOSTLY RYAN SEACREST FORPUTTING THEM ON TELEVISION.

COMEDIANS, WHAT DID YOU DO TOCONTRIBUTE TO THE BREAKING

OF THE INTERNET.

OKAY, I'LL START. I'M TALKINGABOUT THE KARDASHIANS RIGHT NOW.

MITCH.

>> I'M THE ONE WHO PROPSED THAT9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB.

>> CHRIS: THAT WAS YOU!>> YEAH, SORRY.

>> CHRIS: SOCIAL MEDIA'S GOINGCRAZY WITH THAT NEWS THAT THE

ROSETTA SPACE CRAFT LANDED ONA COMET.

MORE AMAZING STILL IS THAT THESTORY IS TRENDING DESPITE HAVING

NOTHING TO DO WITH A GIANTGREASY BUTT.

THE COMET IS FULL STRANGE,UNEXPLAINABLE MYSTERIES, LIKE

THAT GIANT GREASY BUTT.

LET'S TAKE A LISTEN.

>> ROSETTA IS ALREADY PICKING UPTHIS MYSTERIOUS, UNEXPLAINED

SINGING NOISE FROM THE COMET.

>> CHRIS: SOCIAL MEDIA CAN'TSTOP TALKING ABOUT THE SCIENTIST

INVOLVED IN THE LAUNCH, LIKE THELEAD SCIENTIST, WHO'S BEEN

TRENDING ON IMAGUR BECAUSE OF OFTHAT SHIRT.

LOOK AT THAT.

THAT OF COURSE IS A NAME BRANDSHIRT, LADIES.

I WOULD SAY THAT IF THIS BILLNYE THE SCIENCE GUY FIERI WASN'T

A ROCKET SCIENTIST, WHAT WOULDYOU GET GUESS HIS JOB WAS?

BOB ODENKIRK.

>> MODELING CASINO CARPETING.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.>> IT'S A REAL JOB.

>> CHRIS: MIKE.

>> MAN ANGER AT THE SCHOOLESTLENS CRAFTERS IN MICHIGAN.

[LAUGHING]

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> GUYS IT WASLY OWE DICAPRIOSBIRTHDAY TUESDAY AND NOBODY -- I

KNOW OUR LITTLE LEO'S GROWINGUP.

BUT NOBODY WAS MORE EXCITED FORIT THAN LARRY KING.

THERE IS THE FILE PHOTO OF LARRYVERY EXCITED.

OUR GOOD FRIEND AND HUMANSUSPENDERS RACK TOOK TO TWITTER

TO SEND HIS WELL WISHES ANDPRETTY MUCH BLEW UP THE SPOT.

HEY BUDDY, HAPPY 40TH, LEODICAPRIO.

WE'LL BE AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTYTONIGHT AT THE SOHO HOUSE.

HASHTAG HERE'S THE PHONE NUMBER,ADDRESS AND SOCIAL SECURITY

NUMBER --

YOU HEARD IT, FOLKS.

SOHO HOUSE TONIGHT. LEO WILLBE THERE. COME SAY HI.

FROM TWITTER, I'M @KINGSTHINGS.

CLEARLY LARRY WAS READY TOPARTY.

COMEDIANS, GIVE ME ANOTHER TWEETSENT TO LEO LATER THAT NIGHT.

BOB.

>> CAN'T MAKE. BUNIONS.SCHENECTADY!

>> CHRIS: POINTS. MITCH.

>> IS IT COOL IF I BRING THEGRIM REAP ERAS MY PLUS ONE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS. MIKE.

>> LEO. HAD TO BOUNCE. NASTYDIAPER LEAK. TEXT ME FOR BRUNCH.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

GREAT.

THAT BRINGS US TO THE END OFRAPID REFRESH.

SCORES ARE TIED AT 300S.

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING WITH US ATTWITTER LAST NIGHT.

OUR TWEET OF THE DAY WAS FROM@JOHNKBORNE WITH THE HASHTAG

#REJECTEDMUPPETS MISS PIGGYSMALLS.

AKA THE NOROTIOUS P.I.G. --BONUS POINTS FOR THAT.