#HashtagWars - #BadMovieSequels

June 13, 2017 - #BadMovieSequels 06/13/2017 Views: 210

Pauly Shore, Marcella Arguello and Mike Lawrence come up with horrible follow-ups to popular films. (2:12)

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Guys, (bleep) it,let's do a #HashtagWar now.

Let's just do it.

(cheering and applause)

I'm so unpredictable,

except this is where we do thatevery night, so I guess I'm not.

There's a metric buttloadof sequels

hitting the theaters this summerwith new installments

of everythingfrom sci-fi blockbusters

to animated classics,

to a very weird sequelto La La Land,

where Ryan Gosling andEmma Stone give up their dreams

and move to Houston.

(laughter)

Oh, my God.

To celebrateour cinematic obsession

with not letting any propertydie a dignified death,

tonight's hashtag is#BadMovieSequels.

Examples might be The Bourne Retiree,

and Suicide Hotline Squad.

I'm gonna put 60 seconds on theold clock and let's begin.

Marcella.

American History XXX.

Yes, points.

Marcella again.

Sleeping Beauty II, Cosby Strikes Back.

HARDWICK:Oh, no.

Oh. Oh, boy.

Eh, got to give you points.

Are you (bleep)ing kidding me?Three times in a row.

Marcella Arguellowith the buzzer again.

Boys In The Newly Gentrified Hood.

HARDWICK:Yes, points. Killing it.

Mike Lawrence.

A Justice League of Their Own.

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

Pauly.

Jurassic Trailer Park.

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

Very well played.

Pauly Shore again.

-17 Candles. -HARDWICK: Yes, points.

-Edward Vaginahands. -Edward Vaginahands.

How would he dowith the topiaries?

He would just...

LAWRENCE:But he can still scissor?

HARDWICK:Yeah, he can still scissor.

Oh, nice.

I got to give you100 points for that.

Marcella.

Maid in Manhattan Gets Deported.

HARDWICK:Yeah, points.

Pauly.

Silence of the Lamb Chops.

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

Good. Marcella.

Pearl Harbor Two: Tokyo Drift.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

(bleep)

(laughter and applause)

Points.

Mike.

Stepson-in-Law.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

Oh, my God.That's a great idea.

-SHORE: That would be good.-That would be good.

Marcella.

Get Out Two: More White Girls, Mo problems.

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