Vine-HS - Heil Newman

Tuesday, June 9, 2015 06/09/2015 Views: 940

Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett have mastered the art of riffing on bad films, which they demonstrate by coming up with dialogue for awful movie clips on Vine. (4:32)

IT IS TIME TO PLAY VINE-HS.

>> VINE-HS.

HEY, GUYS, YOU REMEMBER VHSTAPES, RIGHT? I FEEL LIKE SOME

OF YOU ARE JUST PLACATING ME.

THEY ARE THE PLASTIC RECTANGLESYOU FIND HIDDEN IN YOUR DAD'S

SOCK DRAWER AND IT WAS BEFORETHE INTERNET.

YOU NEVER KNEW WHAT WAS ON THEREAND SOMETIMES HE WOULD TAPE

TRANSFORMERS OVER A SOFTCOREPORN UNLESS HE PULLED THE

TAB OUT.

BUT FORTUNATELY--YOU KNOWLIKE WE ALL DID--THE VINE

ACCOUNT, IT CAME FROM THE VCR,HAS

SAVED SOME OF HISTORY'S ODDESTVHS FOR US TO RELIVE AGAIN AND

AGAIN.

I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU APAINFULLY BAD MOVIE CLIP,

WHICH YOU HAVE SOMEEXPERIENCE WITH,

AND FOR 250 POINTS, I WANTYOU TELL ME WHAT THE NEXT LINE

OF DIALOGUE IS, OKAY?

THE FIRST ONE:THIS PISSED OFF PASSENGER.

>> NO! I'LL KILL YOU!

>> KEVIN.

>> OKAY, MAYBE I HAD THATBACKWARDS!

>> Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.

HOW ABOUT THIS BASTARD?

>>MY FATHER! I FOUND MY FATHER! OH, MY GOD.

>> Chris: MIKE NELSON.

>> AND MY BALLS JUST DROPPED.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>>THIS IS FROM MIAMI CONNECTION,WE ARE GOING TO BE RIFFING THIS

FILM THIS YEAR.

>> Chris: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>AND NOBODY WEARS A

SHIRT IN THE ENTIRE FILM.

>> NEVER PUTS A SHIRT ON IN THEENTIRE MOVIE.

>> Chris: NEXT ONE.

THESE TWO MENSA MEMBERS.

>> WILL THAT HELP ME FIND MYINNOCENCE?

>> Chris: WAIT A MINUTE.

I THINK WE JUST FOUND TONYKOOCH.

>> THERE SHE IS.

>>BILL.

>> COMING UP NEXT ON GERMANSEINFELD.

>> JERRY, I ENVISION A RACEWHERE EVERYONE -- THE SOUP NAZI

IS LITERALLY A SOUP NAZI.

>> OH, HITLER HAD SOME GOODIDEAS, JERRY.

>> HEIL NEWMAN.

>> Chris: POINTS TO KEVIN FORTHAT.

>> NEXT ONE, HOW ABOUT THESEMAGICAL FELLOWS?

>> UH-OH.

>> I LIKE THE WAY IT ENDED UPWITH THE FREEZE FRAME THERE.

>> I THINK HE JUST FOUND THEKINGDOM.

>> Chris: YOU GUYS, "GAME OFTHRONES" IS GETTING WEIRD.

>> EXACTLY.

>> PAY UP, LANNISTER OR THE YETI(BLEEP) YA.

>> Chris: WOW.MIKE.

>>FOOTAGE FROM A NORWEGIAN KEYPARTY.

>> Chris: POINTS.

NEXT ONE.

WHAT ABOUT MR. PERSONALITY HERE?

>> YOU HAVE COLLECTED ALL MYTEARS AND PRESERVED THEM IN YOUR

BOTTLE.

>> Chris: OH.

YES, MIKE.

>> NOW THAT IS WHY I ASKED YOUSPECIFICALLY NOT TO COME TO

CAREER DAY.

>> Chris: POINTS.

I JUST WANT TO SCREAM TO THEKIDS BEHIND HIM, RUN!

>> NOW WE WANTED TO GIVE OURFANS THE CHANCE TO GET OWNED BY

THE MASTERS SO THIS LAST ONE'SFROM TWITTER USER @NJR AND NOT

FROM THE VINE ACCOUNT, IT CAMEFROM THE VCR. IT'S, WELL, YOU'LL

SEE IT.

>> AAAHHHHH.

>> Chris: MIKE.

OH NO WE WANDERED INTO ANDYDICK'S BACKYARD.