The new Nintendo Switchgame console hits stores
this weekend,uh, giving gamers a new way
to ignore their loved onesat home or on the go!
I know, I'm very excited.
But crusty critics have beenslamming the Switch
for its limited rosterof game titles, like, uh,
1-2 Switch, where you can milk a cow
and take care of a crying baby.
Um, listen, I think that's fine.
Finally, we havethe technology to simulate
being a Kentucky teen mom.You guys wanted that.
Or Little Inferno... Little Inferno,
where you can burn stuffin a virtual fireplace.
Comedians, I want you to give ussome even more atypical
video games other thanthe ones on the Switch.
I'm gonna put 60 second onthe clock, and begin. Natalie.
Call of Booty: Modern Dating.
Microsoft Paint Drying.
Super Mario Batali Bros.
Points, yeah. Lauren.
Grand Theft Auto Zone Waiting Area.
Yes, points. Very good.Pete.
Star Fox News.
Yes, points. Natalie.
Gynecologist Lara Croft: Womb Raider.
Ha! Very good.
Points. Pete Holmes.
Winners don't use drugs.
Uh, Lauren Lapkus.
Call of Jury Duty.
-Duck (bleep).-(buzzer sounds)
(game over sound effect)
Wait, Duck (bleep)?