Kickstart This Kickstarter - Body Mullet

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Kurt Braunohler, Neko Case and James Adomian create new taglines to help attract donors to struggling Kickstarter projects. (1:37)

THIS KICKSTARTER."

(APPLAUSE)

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU GUYS

SOME KICKSTARTER PROJECTS THAT

WE THOUGHT WERE...

INTERESTING, IS A WORD.

YOU HAVE TO BUZZ IN WITH A

TAGLINE TO HELP SELL PEOPLE

ON THE PROJECT, OKAY?

IF IT'S FUNNY, YOU GUYS GET 250

POINTS.

CHECK OUT THIS NEW BUSINESS

CASUAL FOR VIDEO CONFERENCING.

(PHONE RINGING)

(LAUGHTER)

YES, NEKO.

>> BODY MULLET.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: PERFECT!

(APPLAUSE)

POINTS!

>> BUSINESS ON THE TOP,

PARTY OUT THE BUTT.

>> Chris: HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT

ONE?

THIS IS "JAMS FOR ANIMALS."

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

>> WHAT YOU ARE SEEING RIGHT

NOW IS AN EXCERPT FROM OUR FIRST

SINGLE CALLED "HOUSE CAT."

♪ THAT'S MY HOUSE CAT...

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: YES, NEKO.

>> "50K FILLS MY CHILDLESS

UTERUS."

(LAUGHTER)

>> POINTS!

>> SORRY.

>> Chris: NEXT ONE, THIS

SCI-FI RELIGION/CULT.

>> HAIL!

I'M LOOKING TO RAISE FUNDS

FOR MY SCI-FI CULT.

>> Chris: YES, KURT?

>> HI, I'M L. RON HUBBARD.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING

AS RIDICULOUS AS SCIENTOLOGY

WITH NONE OF THE PRODUCTION

VALUE?

>> Chris: POINTS.